Stiff disco dancer

Stiff disco dancer
Monster ID	1444
Locations	The Space Odyssey Discotheque
Hit Points	75% of Player's Buffed Muscle
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops Disco horoscope (Aquarius), Disco horoscope (Aries), Disco horoscope (Cancer), Disco horoscope (Capricorn), Disco horoscope (Gemini), Disco horoscope (Leo), Disco horoscope (Libra), Disco horoscope (Pisces), Disco horoscope (Sagittarius), Disco horoscope (Scorpio), Disco horoscope (Taurus), Disco horoscope (Virgo), discocktail
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a stiff disco dancer

You twirl onto the Space Odyssey dance floor and find yourself dancing next to a pasty-skinned man dancing oddly, moving in discrete increments and making whirring and clicking noises with his mouth. Even though his mouth isn't moving...

Like white people, he only does The Robot, but unlike white people, it's not just when he's dancing -- he moves like a robot even when he's scratching his nose, or standing around between songs, or punching you in the stomach.

Hey!

Hit Message(s):

He grabs you by the throat, which hurts, but he also somehow electrocutes you as he does it, which hurts even more. Oof! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Oof!

He integrates a karate chop into his dancing, clobbering your <leg>. It feels like getting hit with a crowbar -- how is his hand so hard? Eek! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ow! Argh!

He crushes your <forehead> between his hands like a vise. Man, this guy is strong! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He integrates a karate chop into his dancing, but you integrate a karate block into your own.

He tries to crush your <ankle> between his hands like a vise, but you call the vice squad and they delay him with a bunch of pointless questions.

He lurches toward you and tries to grab you by the throat, but you duck behind another dancer and confuse him.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aquarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Aries) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Cancer) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Capricorn) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Gemini) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Leo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Libra) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Pisces) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Sagittarius) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Scorpio) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Taurus) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: disco horoscope (Virgo) (? chance)*

You acquire an item: discocktail (? chance)*

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Occurs at The Space Odyssey Discotheque.

Notes

• Horoscopes are Conditional Drops, and only one horoscope is dropped at a time.
• Discocktails started dropping on October 20, 2013.