Stapler bear

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stapler bear
stapler bear

This is a rough simulacrum of a teddy bear, made out of a bunch of staplers, pens, and binder clips. Toddlers in middle management sleep with one of these by their pillows.

Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded

Muscle +5


(In-game plural: stapler bears)
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Item number: 4902
Description ID: 943145773
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2010
Message from Uncle Crimbo

Notes

  • Inflicts 3-5 damage every round of combat:
With an adorable ka-CHUNK, your bear staples him for 3-5 damage.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 stapler bear collections
1. Noodle_Mage - 123 | 2. hotdeth - 101 | 3. Tiny Plastic Grimmy - 69 | 4. Wubbie - 59 | 5. CaptainUrsus - 51
6. Larry Trousers - 50 | 7. miSTRESS of the OBVIOUS - 28 | 8. thE tRAveLiNg RetArD - 27 | 9. jelly - 26 | 10. Nikademus - 12
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings