Stapler bear

stapler bear This is a rough simulacrum of a teddy bear, made out of a bunch of staplers, pens, and binder clips. Toddlers in middle management sleep with one of these by their pillows. Type: off-hand item Cannot be discarded Muscle +5 (In-game plural: stapler bears)

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Crimbo 2010

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Notes

• Inflicts 3-5 damage every round of combat:

With an adorable ka-CHUNK, your bear staples him for 3-5 damage.

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Passive Damage

Collection

	TOP 10 stapler bear collections
	1. Noodle_Mage - 123 | 2. hotdeth - 101 | 3. Tiny Plastic Grimmy - 69 | 4. Wubbie - 59 | 5. CaptainUrsus - 51 6. Larry Trousers - 50 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 35 | 8. thE tRAveLiNg RetArD - 27 | 9. jelly - 26 | 10. Nikademus - 12 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings