Staff of the Staff of Life
If you think about it, a loaf of bread is like a staff. And even if you don't think about it, a staff with a loaf of bread on it is even more like a staff. (In-game plural: Staff of the Staff of Lifes) |
Obtained From
In Combat
Jiggle your Staff of the Staff of Life |
You jiggle the staff. A massive cloud of flour spews forth from it, totally enveloping you. When the cloud clears, it becomes apparent that the flour has filled in all of the gaps in your skin, bone, and muscles left by your injuries. You feel great!
Your opponent coughs, comically emitting a little puff of flour.
![]() | You gain (all) hit points. |
Or, if you have already jiggled your Staff of the Staff of Life five times today:
You jiggle the staff. There is a weak coughing sound, and a little puff of flour shoots out of the end of it. Oh well. You rub the flour on some of your wounds, and it helps a little.
Your opponet[sic] is too busy snickering to attack you this round.
![]() | You gain 10-15 hit points. |
Notes
- X starts at 5.
- The first five jiggles of the day heal all your HP, and all jiggles stun the opponent for one round.
- This item is available only during a special challenge path. It will be removed from your inventory when you leave the path, either by breaking the prism to free King Ralph XI, or by dropping the path.