Staff of the Kitchen Floor
This chefstaff is imbued with all of the power, fortitude, and crustiness of the Platonic ideal of a kitchen floor. Especially the part underneath the refrigerator. Seriously, doesn't anybody ever clean under there?
(In-game plural: Staves of the Kitchen Floor)
|3 stanky hi meins
|stinky mushroom wine
|10 stench wads
|Staff of the Kitchen Floor
|Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor
You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing 35-40 damage.
- You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
- Platonic idealism is the theory that the substantive reality around us is only a reflection of a higher truth. Me neither, read the Wiki page.
- In other words, the Platonic Ideal of a kitchen floor is the way kitchen floors in general look in your mind, even if no real kitchen floor looks that way.
- Which means that the staff is exactly what you think it is, since no further description is given. A self referential description on a magical item, how droll!
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