Staff of the Kitchen Floor
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This chefstaff is imbued with all of the power, fortitude, and crustiness of the Platonic ideal of a kitchen floor. Especially the part underneath the refrigerator. Seriously, doesn't anybody ever clean under there? (In-game plural: Staves of the Kitchen Floor) |
Recipe
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linoleum staff | 3 stanky hi meins | stinky mushroom wine | 10 stench wads | fetid feather |
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Staff of the Kitchen Floor |
In Combat
Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor |
You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing 35-40 damage.
Messages
You smack it for X damage, then tell it if pro can't take the pain, get out of the kitchen. Floor. WHAMMO! ZAP! BOOF!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, completely flooring it and doing X damage. SOCKO! BARF! WHACK!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, smearing various cruft on it and doing X damage. BARF! BOOF! SOCKO!
Notes
- You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
References
- Platonic idealism is the theory that the substantive reality around us is only a reflection of a higher truth. Me neither, read the Wiki page.
- In other words, the Platonic Ideal of a kitchen floor is the way kitchen floors in general look in your mind, even if no real kitchen floor looks that way.
- Which means that the staff is exactly what you think it is, since no further description is given. A self referential description on a magical item, how droll!
See Also
Collection
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