Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals

Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals There was nothing good about that Headmaster, but some of his meals were worse than others. Also some of his meals' mothers were worse than other meals' mothers. Type: weapon (1-handed chefstaff) Damage: 1 - 2 Selling Price: 5 Meat. Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Smithsness +X Spell Damage (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness) (In-game plural: Staves of the Headmaster's Victuals)

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Recipe

	big stick	lump of Brituminous coal
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals

In Combat

Jiggle your Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals

You jiggle the staff, and the ghostly face of a wizened old Headmaster appears. He opens his mouth as if to impart wisdom, but instead takes a giant bite out of your opponent, dealing Y damage.

Man, are you glad you didn't go to that school.

Notes

• The spell damage bonus is 2 times your current Smithsness.
• Y is 30% of the monster's current HP.
• Pulverises into a handful of Smithereens.

References

• "The Headmaster Ritual" is a song by English alternative rock band The Smiths.
• The item description references "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others", another song by The Smiths.

See Also

• Bonus Spell Damage
• MP Regeneration
• Smithsness

Collection

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