Staff of the Grease Trap
This chefstaff is imbued with the primordial nature of grease. It's like somebody took all of the oil from the walls, ceiling, deep fryers, and employees of a fast-food restaurant and somehow congealed it into a big stick.
(In-game plural: Staves of the Grease Trap)
|giant cheesestick||3 sleazy hi meins||flat mushroom wine||10 sleaze wads||flirtatious feather|
|Staff of the Grease Trap|
|Jiggle your Staff of the Grease Trap|
You jiggle the chefstaff in the air, then twist it, wringing grease out and soaking your opponent for 35-40 damage.
It's a (grease) trap! You whack him for X oleaginous damage. BOINK! KAPOW! BARF!
You swing your Staff of the Grease Trap faster than greased lightnin', hitting for X damage. ZAP! SMACK! POW!
You smack them with the business end of your Staff of the Grease Trap, doing X damage and leaving a stain that'll never come out. WHAM! POW! BOINK!
- You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
- The attack message "It's a (grease) trap" refers to the Internet meme of Admiral Ackbar saying "It's a trap!"
|TOP 10 Staff of the Grease Trap collections|
6. Magic2729 - 9 | 7. Mongrel the Apathetic - 6 | 8. Mistress of the Obvious - 4 | 9. WhiteWizard - 3 | 10. Yendor - 3
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings