Staff of Fats
This is a pool cue with squiggly runes all over it, once owned by the legendary pool shark Saturated Fats, who was famed not only for his billiards prowess, but also for his uncanny resemblance to Jackie Gleason.
(In-game plural: Staves of Fats, zomg)
- Dr. Awkward's Office
- Dr. Awkward
- Dr. Aquard (In Heavy Rains)
- Jerry Bradford (In Pocket Familiars)
- Travis Belmont (in Dark Gyffte)
- Tobias J. Saibot (In You, Robot)
- Dr. Awkward, who is on fire (In Wildfire)
- suruasaurus (In Fall of the Dinosaurs)
- The name of this item is a palindrome.
- The +5 Pool Skill enchantment was added at an unknown date on or before March 7, 2014.
- This item became an equippable weapon on May 16, 2014.
- After seeing how he resembled Jackie Gleason's fictional character "Fats" in the movie The Hustler, Rudolph Wanderone Jr. nicknamed himself "Minnesota Fats" and toured under that name for the rest of his career.