Squeezebox of the Ages

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Squeezebox of the Ages
Squeezebox of the Ages

The soulful tunes of this accordion inspire you to new heights of thievery you never thought possible. Forget the Mona Lisa, you've got your eye on the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed accordion)
Song Duration: 15 Adventures
Damage: 9 - 18
Moxie Required: 15
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +15

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)

(In-game plural: Squeezeboxes of the Ages)
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Item number: 2557
Description ID: 632445399
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Hammer.gif Rock and Roll Legend golden reeds
Equals.gif Squeezebox of the Ages

Cadenza effect

  • On use:
You play one for the ages, specifically the age in which your opponent suffers 20-30 damage and you feel much better about yourself as a result of it.
HPYou gain 18-20 hit points.



  • Legendary Epic Weapon of the Accordion Thief.
  • Any Accordion Thief buff cast while the Squeezebox of the Ages is the best accordion in your inventory has a duration of 15 turns per casting (unless a lesser accordion is equipped).


  • Stealing landmarks and things like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is probably a reference to Carmen Sandiego, who, in the first episode of the TV show stole the smile right off the Mona Lisa.

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