Square CRIMBCOOKIE

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square CRIMBCOOKIE
square CRIMBCOOKIE

This is a Crimbo cookie from CRIMBCO, your inoffensively festive corporate conglomerate. Actually, CRIMBCO suggests you refer to Crimbo as "the holiday," or "the CRIMBCO-sponsored holiday." That way, even those who don't believe in Crimbo magic can be included in forking over shovelfuls of meat to CRIMBCO.

CRIMBCO went through several designs for this cookie, rejecting bugbear-shaped as offensive to vegetarians, man-shaped as sexist, and elf-shaped as disturbingly cannibalistic. They finally settled on simple, inoffensive, blandly serviceable geometric shapes.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 2
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Effect: Square to be Hip (10 Adventures)Moxie +10%

(In-game plural: square CRIMBCOOKIEs)
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Item number: 4840
Description ID: 777086608
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Obtained From

Stores
Chez Snootée (sometimes) (300 Meat)
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2010
Advent Calendar

When Consumed

Crimbcookie2.gif
You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.
AdventuresYou gain 8-10 Adventures.
Crimbcookie2.gifYou acquire an effect: Square to be Hip
(duration: 10 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)
Crimbcookie2.gif
You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.
AdventuresYou gain 8-10 Adventures.
These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk!
Crimbcookie2.gifYou acquire an effect: Square to be Hip
(duration: 20 Adventures)
(You gain 2 Fullness.)

References

Collection

TOP 10 square CRIMBCOOKIE collections
1. Tiny Plastic Grimmy - 1923 | 2. YankaTexee - 1705 | 3. hotdeth - 1076 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 348 | 5. Nachtmahr - 302
6. Mystic_Potato - 185 | 7. suicidalsue - 174 | 8. Skent - 107 | 9. caducus - 100 | 10. Wheremydemonslie - 74
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings