Spooky gravy fairy guard
|Spooky gravy fairy guard|
|Locations||The Spooky Gravy Barrow|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, stem|
You come across a Spooky Gravy Fairy who appears to be guarding the entrance to a cavern tunnel. You try to sneak past him, but you think he spotted you. You think this because he's squeaking "Intruder alert!" and flying at you waving a tiny poleaxe.
He swoops down on you and poleaxes you in the head! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ow! (spooky damage)
He whips his poleaxe around and axepoles you in the elbow! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
How many poleax does it take to hit you really hard in the arm? Just one, apparently. Oof! Oof! Ouch! (spooky damage)
He swoops down toward you but catches a random crossdraft and crashes into a wall.
He tries to dive-bomb you, but only gets the 'bomb' part right and fails miserably.
You ask him how many poleax it takes to change a light bulb. He sits and thinks about it for a while instead of attacking you. Then you enrage him by refusing to tell him the punchline. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: halfberd (5.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: small leather glove (9.7% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: spooky mushroom (39.8% chance)*|
|You gain 13-14 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Spooky Gravy Barrow.