Spooky bicycle chain
This is a wicked-looking length of bicycle chain. You try to imagine the bicycle it was originally a part of, but your mind boggles at the sheer wicked spookiness of it all.
(In-game plural: spooky bicycle chains)
You deliver a spooky smackdown with your spooky bicycle chain, doing X damage and covering <it> in spooky grease (which is the spooky word). ZAP! WHAMMO! BAM!
You flail wildly with your spooky bicycle chain, leaving scratches and grease-marks all over <it>. Oh, and doing X damage. SOCKO! BAM! BAM!
You hit for X damage with your spooky bicycle chain, adding this foe to the chain of fools you've already defeated. BIFF! KERBLAM! WHAM!
You manage to do X damage with the bicycle chain. It's hard to use a bicycle chain as a weapon, but it beats using the whole bicycle. BOOF! WHAM! BARF!
You smack <it> with the spooky bicycle chain for X damage. A bicycle chain's a weird weapon, but it works better than the bicycle shorts you tried before. KAPOW! SOCKO! BAM!
- The "adding this foe to the chain of fools you've already defeated" may be a reference to the song "Chain of Fools" by Aretha Franklin.
- The hit message "spooky grease (which is the spooky word)" is a reference to a song from the stage and film musical Grease.
|TOP 10 spooky bicycle chain collections|
6. FSM Worshipper - 441 | 7. Mistress of the Obvious - 346 | 8. murphs - 278 | 9. Yendor - 239 | 10. Tibbiara - 232
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings