Spaghetti Breakfast

Spaghetti Breakfast Type: Noncombat MP Cost: 30 This spell lets you summon a delicious breakfast of spaghetti with marinara sauce. If you think that spaghetti with marinara sauce is an inappropriate breakfast, just you wait.

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Source:	The Machine (with Pastamancer and Sauceror in chambers)
Price:	N/A
Class:	N/A
Level:	N/A
Effect:	Allows you to conjure a spaghetti breakfast once per day.
When Used:

You concentrate, and summon a batch of delicious spaghetti noodles. Then you concentrate some more, and conjure up a glob of delicious marinara sauce. Then as you're about to heat them up, a flasher walks by and opens his trench coat in your direction, disrupting your concentration and corrupting the results. You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast

Notes

• If you have already used the skill today, you receive this message:

  You can't use that skill.

References

• "Spaghetti breakfast" is a slang term for tentacle rape, a sub-genre of Japanese hentai.

Dreadsylvanian Class-Crossed Skills
	Accordion Thief	Disco Bandit	Sauceror	Pastamancer	Turtle Tamer
Seal Clubber	Song of the North 10 Adv, 100 MP weapon dmg +100%, cold damage +50	Grab a Cold One 1/day summoning skill, 30 MP obtain Cold One (???-quality booze)	Splattersmash combat skill, 25 MP hot melee group damage	Carbohydrate Cudgel combat skill, 30 MP kill monster with dry noodles	Club Earth combat skill, 50 MP melee damage + 1 round stun
Turtle Tamer	Song of Slowness 10 Adv, 100 MP +50% initiative	Conspiratorial Whispers combat skill, 25 MP damage + delevel every round does not cost combat round	Sauceshell combat skill, 30 MP, Prevent damage & deal ~80 hot dmg	Turtleini combat skill, 35 MP Spooky and physical damage, with multiround decay
Pastamancer	Song of Starch 10 Adv, 100 MP +50% max HP	Shadow Noodles combat skill, 30 MP, 3-5 round stun + 8-10 delevel	Spaghetti Breakfast 1/day summoning skill, 30 MP obtain Spaghetti breakfast (???-quality food)
Sauceror	Song of Sauce 10 Adv, 100 MP +100% spell dmg, +50 hot dmg, +50 dmg to hot spells	Splashdance combat skill, 30 MP heals ~55 dmg does not cost combat round
Disco Bandit	Song of Bravado 10 Adv, 100 MP +15% all attributes