Soupercharged
You remember feeling very strong. Very well fed. Very capable, and very interested in what was above you, up where the soup was even brighter.
| I swam up! Up! Up! |
If you have not yet defeated Cyrus:
Cyrus the Virus  -- (edit metadata)
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If you have defeated Cyrus, the first adventure after:
You swam up into the yellowness, and sure enough, there was Cyrus.
"Hey jerkass," he said, his everpresent scowl still on his face. "I was waiting for you to come back, so I could thank you. You've fixed me all up, and now I can leave this dump behind and move on to bigger and better things. Look out, world, 'cause here comes Cyrus!"
He turned away to leave, but abruptly turned back.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here y'go." he said, as he smacked you in the face with his tail and swam upward, out of sight.
Infuriated, you sank back down into the orangeness.
 | You lose all hit points. |
Subsequent times:
You swam up into the yellowness. It was so bright, so warm. You basked in the light and the heat, feeling yourself thicken, grow more virile. You experienced smugness and arrogance.
| You gain 40-50 Fortitude. |
Eventually, you got tired, your stomach organelle began to rumble, and you swam back down into the orangeness in search of food.
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You swam up into the yellowness. It was filled with wonders, things you had never seen before, and what with the increased brightness, you could really see them. Your horizons expanded, your mind broadened, your skin itched. The itchy skin was just a coincidence.
| You gain 40-50 Wizardliness. |
Eventually, you got tired, your stomach organelle began to rumble, and you swam back down into the orangeness in search of food.
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You swam up into the yellowness. It was filled with threatening creatures, much too large and far too advanced for you to fight. You flitted from place to place, avoiding danger, becoming lither and more agile.
| You gain 40-50 Chutzpah. |
Eventually, you got tired, your stomach organelle began to rumble, and you swam back down into the orangeness in search of food.
| Nah. I was happy down there. |
You were content to swim about in the warm orangeness, so that's what you did.
Occurs at The Primordial Soup.
Notes
- This adventure will only trigger after eating your fill with memories of some delicious amino acids.
- Choosing to be happy down there does not cost an adventure and causes this adventure to stop occuring for 10 turns.
