SongBoom™ BoomBox
It's a box, it booms. Apparently, the batteries are eternal, because once you turn it on, it just keeps going, and going, and going... (In-game plural: SongBoom™ BoomBoxes) |
Obtained From
- Items
- SongBoom™ BoomBox Box (June 2018 item of the month)
When Used
- Takes you to Choose a Soundtrack
Notes
Offers five songs, each with a different passive effect, active effect, and unique consumable item that drops at the end of every 11th victorious turn-taking combat (free fights do not increment this counter).
- This counter is reset to 9/11 at the start of each day and upon ascension, resulting in a drop on the 2nd victorious turn-taking combat.
While a song is playing, grants the combat skill Sing Along (0 MP), usable once per combat, which has a different effect depending on the current song.
Song setting can be changed up to 11 times per day, and does not reset at Rollover. It does, however, reset to none upon Ascension.
- Eye of the Giger: +1 Spooky Damage per Level, +1 Spooky resistance.
- Sing Along: Drains HP and MP by 5% of maximum HP and gives +2-3 substats after combat
- Nightmare Fuel: Size-1 spleen item. Grants one "charge" expended either to give one free rest at your Campground or to cleanse two additional points of evil when defeating a monster in the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest.
- Food Vibrations: +30% Food Drops, 3-5 MP Regeneration per Adventure
- Sing Along: The next spell cast deals damage as if you had 80% more Bonus Spell Damage (only counting flat, non-elemental bonuses)
- Special Seasoning: When eating food, one is consumed, giving 1 Adventure and 5-10 of each substat
- Remainin' Alive: +1 Damage Reduction per Level
- Sing Along: Delevels by 15% of the monster's attack value
- Shielding Potion: Potion, heals 20 HP and gives 10 turns of +50 Damage Absorption and +2 Damage Reduction
- These Fists Were Made for Punchin': +1 Weapon Damage per Level
- Sing Along: Deals 1 Prismatic Damage per Level
- Punching Potion: Potion, gives 10 turns of +50% Weapon Damage
- Total Eclipse of Your Meat: +30% Meat Drops
- Sing Along: Adds 25 to the monster's base meat drop, affected by bonus Meat Drops
- Gathered Meat-Clip: Gives 420-620 Meat
Is automatically placed in your inventory for you at the beginning of your run, with the message:
- Turns out that the SongBoom™ BoomBox isn't the soundtrack of your life, it's the soundtrack of your lives!
You acquire an item: SongBoom™ BoomBox
The item description previously contained a greengrocers' apostrophe which CDMoyer noticed and fixed during the recording of the 16th of January Podcast of Loathing.
Messages
After combat, with a song playing, the following message appears:
You catch a line from the song playing on your SongBoom™ BoomBox:
"<Line from the currently playing song>" |
The chosen line increments after each turn spent (so free fights repeat the same line and non-combats cause you to skip lines). The lyrics for each of the songs are:
- Eye of the Giger:
- Risin' up, tent-acles and feet
- Creepy time, strikes my fancy
- Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
- Just a man and his will to unnerve
- So many times, it happens too fast
- You trade your passion for gory
- Don't lose your grip on nightmates of the past
- You must fight just to keep them alive
- It's the eye of the giger, it's the thrill of the fright
- Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
- And the last known survivor watches on with a fright
- And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the Giger
- Face to face, with alien feet
- Lookin' tough, lookin' scary
- They stack the veins 'till you're scared off your feet.
- For the kill with the skill to survive
- It's the eye of the Giger, it's the dream full of fright
- Risin' up to the challenge of bizzare, oh!
- And the last known survivor watches on with a fright
- And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the Giger
- The eye of the Giger
- The eye of the Giger
- The eye of the Giger
- The eye of the Giger
- Food Vibrations:
- I, I love the flavorful food they makes,
- And the way the terroir plays upon the taste,
- I hear the sound of a gentle chew,
- On the wind that lifts aroma through the air.
- I'm pickin' up food vibrations
- It's giving me excitations
- I'm pickin' up food vibrations (Oom bop, bop, food vibrations)
- Food's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
- She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
- It's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Close my eyes
- It's somehow closer now
- Gently sniff, I know it must be good
- When I look in the pot
- It takes me to a flavor world
- I'm pickin' up food vibrations (Oom bop, bop, food vibrations)
- Food's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
- She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
- It's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
- Remainin' Alive:
- Well you can tell by the way I hold my shield
- I'm an armored man, ain't gonna yield.
- Skin is soft, but metal's hard
- and you ain't gettin' past my guard.
- And now I'm alright, I'm okay,
- you won't damage me today
- I won't dodge, no sleight of hand
- there's no attack I can't withstand.
- Hit me with a truncheon, you won't get a single punch in.
- I'm remainin' alive, remainin' alive,
- Fire that ballista, I ain't worried mister
- I'm remainin' alive, remainin' alive!
- These Fists Were Made for Punchin':
- You keep fightin' when you oughta be runnin'
- think I'm easy prey 'cause I'm unarmed,
- but I'm holdin' two tickets to the gun show
- phone Webster 'cause I'm redefining harm!
- These fists were made for punchin'
- and that's be all she wrote
- we'll see how nice you smile with your teeth knocked down your throat.
- You keep tryin' to deplete my hit points
- with knives and swords and spells and all the rest
- But on my turn, I'm gonna show you somethin'
- And if you're still conscious, I'll be quite impressed
- These fists were made for punchin'
- and that's what's taking place,
- right about now these fists are gonna punch you in the face.
- Total Eclipse of Your Meat:
- Turnaround, every now and then I find a little bit of meat
- And you're never coming round
- Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit richer
- From listening to the sound of my meat
- Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit more meat
- And the best of all the meat is for me
- Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit greedy
- And then I see the meat in your pants
- Turnaround meat eyes, but every now and then I take your meat
- Turnaround meat eyes, every now and then I get some meat
- And I need your meat tonight
- And I need meat more than ever
- And if you only hold it tight
- You'll be holding on forever
- And I won't be making interest
- 'Cause we'll never be rich together
- We can take it to the end of the line
- Your meat is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
- I don't know what to do and I'm always in the red
- We're living in a bull market and giving off stacks
- I really need your meat now
- Your meat's gonna start a fight
- Your meat's gonna start a fight
References
Each song on the boom box references a popular song:
- Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.
- Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys
- Stayin' Alive by The Bee Gees
- These Boots Are Made for Walkin' by Nancy Sinatra
- Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Eye of the Giger is also a reference to H. R. Giger, who is known for his work on the Alien movie franchise.
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