Software Bug

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Software Bug

Softwarebug.gif
Here's what you get when
a semicolon goes m^*@#
ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?

Does nothing, hopefully.


Ability: Sits motionless, spouts random code

Throne/Bjorn:

Hatchling: Softwarebug.gif software bug

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Semicolon.gif missing semicolon, Groucho.gif pet rock "Groucho" disguise, Monocle.gif pet rock "Snooty" disguise

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

Mummericon1.gif
Mummericon2.gif
Mummericon3.gif
Mummericon4.gif
Mummericon5.gif
Mummericon6.gif
Mummericon7.gif
+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 18-20HP +2 Moxie statgain
Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Staggers* Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Deals Sleaze damage*
*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
    4-16 lines of pseudocode as shown below
    rng.setproperty(mysticality, 30)
    familiar.setproperty(muscle, 99)
    if (familiar.moxie<==player.maxhp) ascension.double_meat
    generate_joke(92, 37, 41)
    ascension.double_num_heads
    randomize(player.hp)
    randomize(53)
  • Cannot be enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    That familiar doesn't want to go in the Crown of Thrones.
  • Cannot be bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    That familiar doesn't want to go in your Buddy Bjorn.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    familiar(204)
    hasitem(1040)
    emote
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    familiar(204)
    hasitem(1152)
    emote
  • With wax lips equipped:
    familiar(204)
    hasitem(1260)
    emote

Arena Messages

  • None - familiar cannot compete at the Arena.

Notes

  • When attempting to have this familiar battle in the Arena, Susie gives the message: "Since the Arena doesn't have a "sitting motionless, doing absolutely nothing" event, there's probably no point in allowing your Software Bug to compete."
  • Unlike most familiars, the Software Bug has three pieces of familiar-specific equipment (including the pet rock "Groucho" disguise and pet rock "Snooty" disguise shared by all pet-rock-alikes).