You've listened to so much socialist propaganda that you've caught it like a virus. You find the principle of private ownership of property hard to grasp at the moment, which means you're either a Marxist or a pirate. Or a Marxist pirate.
-50% Item Drops from Monsters
- crusty hippy (10 Adventures)
- Can be removed by using Disco Power Nap, ancient Magi-Wipes or using the hot tub in your Clan VIP Lounge (maximum 5 uses per day).
- The name is a portmanteau of socialism and chlamydia, implying that a Marxist viewpoint might be a "social disease."