Smut orc keepsake box

smut orc keepsake box This is the smut orc's most precious possession, a box in which to store his construction keepsakes. It's a pretty big box, but there's a lot to put in it, so it ends up being a tight fit. Type: usable Cannot be discarded (In-game plural: smut orc keepsake boxes)

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Obtained From

The Smut Orc Logging Camp

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When Used

You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you dump the contents down a well without even looking at them, and smash the box with a hammer. You manage to retrieve some intact building materials from the carnage.

You acquire some morningwood planks You acquire some raging hardwood planks You acquire some weirdwood planks You acquire some thick caulks You acquire some long hard screws You acquire some messy butt joints

• Or, if you have already built the bridge:

You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you head into Seaside Town and sell it to the first guy in a trenchcoat you see. (After first wisely avoiding a crowd of guys in invisible trenchcoats.)

You gain 1,400-1,500 Meat.

• In Way of the Surprising Fist, instead of meat this is appended:

Then you donate the proceeds to a nearby asylum for emotionally scarred orphans.

Notes

• Using this gives you five "appropriate" pieces of lumber and five "appropriate" fasteners.

Collection

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Meat-Producing Items

ancient vinyl coin purse 650-750   bag of park garbage 150-250   black pension check 400-450   briefcase 300 (sometimes)  chest of the Bonerdagon 3000   collection of tiny spooky objects 100-1000   CSA discount card 300   cursed piece of thirteen 500-1000 (or a combat adventure)  dungeon dragon chest 450-550   duct tape wallet 2500-3600   envelope full of Meat 500 (Affected by +meat% modifiers) fat wallet 350-450   flytrap pellet 300-400  (sometimes) Gathered Meat-Clip 420-620   handful of tips 300-400 (Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses) haunted Hell ramen ?-20-?   Hell ramen 20-29   kobold treasure hoard 10 (plus possibly a familiar hatchling)  LOLmec statuette 1 million   meat globe 600-800  (if there's one in your dwelling)  nest egg 150   Orcish meat locker 90-110   old coin purse 450-550   old leather wallet 400-600   Penultimate Fantasy chest 100-200 (plus some items)  pixel coin 2000   pixellated moneybag 450-550   roll of meat 1750 (some of which are meat stacks)  shiny stones 140-160   smut orc keepsake box 1400-1500 (after bridge is finished)  SMOOCH bottlecap 1000   solid gold jewel 100,000   stolen meatpouch 30-50   Warm Subject gift certificate 400-500 (except for first use with Torso Awaregness)