Smut orc keepsake box

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smut orc keepsake box
smut orc keepsake box

This is the smut orc's most precious possession, a box in which to store his construction keepsakes. It's a pretty big box, but there's a lot to put in it, so it ends up being a tight fit.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: smut orc keepsake boxes)
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Obtained From

The Smut Orc Logging Camp
smut orc pervert

When Used

Keepsakebox.gif
You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you dump the contents down a well without even looking at them, and smash the box with a hammer.

You manage to retrieve some intact building materials from the carnage.

Plank1.gifYou acquire some morningwood planks
Plank2.gifYou acquire some raging hardwood planks
Plank3.gifYou acquire some weirdwood planks
Caulk.gifYou acquire some thick caulks
Longscrew.gifYou acquire some long hard screws
Buttjoint.gifYou acquire some messy butt joints
Keepsakebox.gif
You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you head into Seaside Town and sell it to the first guy in a trenchcoat you see.

(After first wisely avoiding a crowd of guys in invisible trenchcoats.)

Meat.gifYou gain 1,400-1,500 Meat.
Then you donate the proceeds to a nearby asylum for emotionally scarred orphans.

Notes

  • Using this gives you five "appropriate" pieces of lumber and five "appropriate" fasteners.

Collection

TOP 10 smut orc keepsake box collections
1. daanolav - 1111 | 2. TQuilla - 549 | 3. Pastahead - 538 | 4. Solve_Omnis - 258 | 5. Mistress of the Obvious - 257
6. Magister30 - 254 | 7. testostronaut - 135 | 8. whizdad - 118 | 9. Pando the Gourmet - 103 | 10. caducus - 100
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Meat.gif Meat-Producing Items - edit
Iiticoinpurse.gif
ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 
Parkgarbage.gif
bag of park garbage
150-250
 
Blackcheck.gif
black pension check
400-450
 
Briefcase.gif
briefcase
300
(sometimes) 
Bonechest.gif
chest of the Bonerdagon
3000
 
Disease.gif
collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1000
 
Librarycard.gif
CSA discount card
300
 
Pieceof13.gif
cursed piece of thirteen
500-1000
(or a combat adventure) 
Chest2.gif
dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 
Dtapewallet.gif
duct tape wallet
2500-3600
 
Envelope2.gif
envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)
Wallet.gif
fat wallet
350-450
 
Pellet.gif
flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)
Wallet.gif
Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 
Tips.gif
handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
Bowl.gif
haunted Hell ramen
?-20-?
 
Bowl.gif
Hell ramen
20-29
 
Chest2.gif
kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a familiar hatchling) 
Lolmecidol.gif
LOLmec statuette
1 million
 
Meatglobe.gif
meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 
Egg.gif
nest egg
150
 
Meatlocker.gif
Orcish meat locker
90-110
 
Wallet.gif
old leather wallet
400-600
 
Chest2.gif
Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 
Pixelcoin.gif
pixel coin
2000
 
Pixmoney.gif
pixellated moneybag
450-550
 
Coinpurse.gif
old coin purse
450-550
 
Droll2.gif
roll of meat
1750
(some of which are meat stacks) 
Pebbles.gif
shiny stones
140-160
 
Keepsakebox.gif
smut orc keepsake box
1400-1500
(after bridge is finished) 
Bottlecap.gif
SMOOCH bottlecap
1000
 
Strawberyl.gif
solid gold jewel
100,000
 
Meatpouch.gif
stolen meatpouch
30-50
 
Giftcert.gif
Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)