Smooth jazz scabie

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Smooth jazz scabie
Monster ID 948
Locations Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier
Hit Points 140
Attack 95
Defense 85
No-Hit 105
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum bug
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts abdomen, head, leg, thorax
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
smooth jazz scabie You're fighting a smooth jazz scabie

The once-mighty jungle of hair on your leg has been deforested, and the scabies are none too pleased about it. They've given up their jungle techno and have taken up smooth jazz as a protest. You fight to stay awake as a smooth jazz scabie closes in, playing a delicate marimba solo.

Hit Message(s):

It plays a little jazz guitar, then picks on you a little, too. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

It plays an endless note on a tenor sax. You feel a stabbing pain in your <bung>. Eek! Oof! Ow! Eek!

It plays a little jazz flute, then stabs you with the flute when you don't applaud. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ouch!

It stops playing the marimba and bashes your head with the mallets instead. Ow! Oof! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It plays a ten-minute-long improvisation around the melody of a popular rock song. On a flute. You hold your breath until you pass out, just to escape the pain. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

It advances toward you with a guitar pick, but you tell it not to pick on you.

It noodles endlessly on a saxophone. Boring, but not painful.

It plays an endless flute solo. It's totally heavy metal, man.

It grins a blissed-out grin as it plays an endless marimba solo.

Fumble Message:

It drops its flute, totally breaking itself out of its jazz reverie. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Canyoudigit.gifYou acquire an item: can-you-dig-it?

Occurs at Professor Jacking's Small-O-Fier