Smart Skelton

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Smart Skelton
Monster ID 40
Locations The Unquiet Garves
Hit Points 11
Attack 20
Defense 18
No-Hit 30
Initiative 60
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
smart skull
Manuel Smart Bone Dust
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Smart Skelton You're fighting a Smart Skelton

This is your basic brainless automaton of evil, only with a brain.

Hit Message(s):

He delivers a properly spelled, impeccably punctuated bony beat-down on your pansy ass. Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)

He smacks you in the face with his armbones. You don't find it particularly humerus, but he seems to enjoy the pun. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He raps you smartly on the <shoulder> with his bony knuckles. It kind of smarts. Ooh! Eek! Eek! (spooky damage)

He recites several decimal places of pi while sticking his bony fingers through your <foot>. Argh! Ooh! Argh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He calculates the precise angle, along with the exact amount of force, that's necessary to punt you exactly fifteen feet into the air. You admire the geometry even as you crash to the ground. Argh! Ouch! Ow! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to beat you down, but you catch him in a logical fallacy and he's too embarrassed to continue.

He tries to smack you with his armbones, but humerusly fails.

He tries to rap you smartly across the <face>, but you have the dumb luck to dodge.

He tries to stick his bony fingers through your <arse>, but can't seem to penetrate.

Fumble Message:

Thinking quickly, you scribble "How do you keep a smart skelton busy? (over)" on both sides of a piece of parchment and hand it to the skelton. He stands there turning it over for several minutes. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Smartskull.gifYou acquire an item: smart skull (51.7% chance)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at The Unquiet Garves.