Slime blob

Slime blob
Monster ID	2097
Locations	When wearing an "I Voted!" sticker
Hit Points	75% of its Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie + 2 (cap at 1 000)
Defense	Player's Muscle + 2 (cap at 1 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	slime
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	50%
Monster Parts	blob, ooze, slime
Drops black slime glob, green slime glob, orange slime glob
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a slime blob

The mayor's research program studying the effects of widespread vampirism seems to be underway. Looks like they started with relatively simple animals, like amoebas. Consequently, you're fighting a giant vampire amoeba.

or

So it turns out the fuel refining process the new alien mayor has started up does have one notable waste product: big wads of poisonous slime. Sentient big wads of poisonous slime. So uh, that's a thing.

or

So it turns out the "decorations" for Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal's welcoming are ambulatory blobs of sentient, caustic slime. Where's he from, anyway? New Jersey?

or

Uh-oh, it looks like one of the new garbage-eating sanitation slimes has gone rogue. Well, I say 'gone', but they all pretty much started out rogue.

or

This blob of magical lard doesn't seem to like you very much. Maybe the Pork Elves used them as watchdogs, and you don't smell like a Pork Elf? I guess that's as good a guess as any.

Hit Message(s):

The slime flaps a pseudopod at you, and some drips go right in your eye! Argh! Argh! Ooh!

The slime hits you with some of... well, itself. Argh! Argh! Ouch!

The slime oozes onto your head, buring it with acidic sludge. Why did you stand still for that? Ugh! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

The slime squirts a jet of corrosive fluit out of its eye! ...Wait, is that an eye? I guess it could be a mouth. Or a nipple. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ooh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

The slime flaps its pseudopods ineffectually. Guess it should've gotten some real ones.

The slime throws a glob of itself at you and misses. So it has to go retrieve it.

The slime tries to ooze onto you, but you step away.

Fumble Message:

The slime wobbles unpleasantly at you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: black slime glob (1% chance)*

You acquire an item: green slime glob (20% chance)*

You acquire an item: orange slime glob (40% chance)*

You gain some <substat>.

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Occurs every 11 adventures, if wearing an "I Voted!" sticker.

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.
• This monster has 50% Physical Resistance.