Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
|Sleeping Knob Goblin Guard|
|Locations||Outskirts of Cobb's Knob|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is a Knob Goblin Guard who's fallen asleep at the switch. The switch, in this case, is the entrance to Cobb's Knob. Normally these guys are pretty tough, but they're notoriously hard to wake up, so you can probably take this one.
He snores an ear-shattering snore. You feel a sharp pain in your <forehead>. You pansy. Ow!
He flops over and lands on your <leg>. Ow!
You accidentally trip over him and fall to the ground, scraping your knee. Awww. Ooh!
One of the Zs floating out of his head hits you in the <giblets>. Ooh!
He starts having a dream where he's chasing something, and starts running in his sleep. He kicks you in the shin a couple of times before settling back down again. Oof!
He snores loudly, but you harmonize and it sounds lovely.
He flops over, muttering in his sleep. You easily avoid the "attack."
You trip over him and almost fall, but then you catch yourself. Yup, thrills and chills abound.
One of the Zs floating out of his head comes dangerously close to your <calf>, but you manage to duck out of the way at the last minute.
He gets up and starts sleepwalking, waving his sword. At first you think he's attacking, but it turns out he can't even see you. He wanders around for a while, then settles back down. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants (8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar (32% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: viking helmet (32% chance)*|
|You gain 1 <substat>.|
Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.
- The sleeping goblin guard is a reference to the first encounter in the first book of the Fighting Fantasy series, "Warlock of Firetop Mountain".