Sleaze skeleton
| Sleaze skeleton | |
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| Monster ID | 1421 |
| Locations | Dreadsylvanian Castle |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 500 |
| Defense | 500 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Prisoner #406034: "Drippy Patella" WattonSentence: 11 Minutes in a Hanging Cage
A clattering sound causes you to turn around quickly, to discover that a skeleton has snuck up behind you with a spare bone in its hand. It waves the bone at you, and then pokes you with it a couple of times. It winks suggestively, then pokes you with its bone again. Man, how does a skeleton even wink?
Hit Message(s):
The skeleton makes a variety of lewd gestures, and thrusts its pelvis at you in kind of a disconcerting way. Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton has its terrible way with you. Since it's a skeleton, I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but it's a good bet that it is, in fact, terrible. Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton seems to run out of rude gestures, and just attacks you normally. Even its normal attack is pretty gross, though. Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton suddenly speaks, and what it says is so indescribably filthy that I can't legally transcribe it. Ooh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton humps your leg. It's really uncomfortable, and not just physically. Ooh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton has its terrible way with you. Since it's a skeleton, I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but it's a good bet that it is, in fact, terrible. Eek! Eek! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton starts to hump your leg, but you whap it with a rolled-up newspaper.
The skeleton has to stop attacking for a moment to think of some new innuendos.
The skeleton thrusts its pelvis at you, as though offering a suggestion of where you should kick it.
The skeleton thinks of something that is amazingly filthy. Fortunately, most skeletons can't actually talk.
The skeleton waggles a bone at you, then nudges you in the ribs a few times. Know what it means?
The skeleton seems unable to attack you, and claims that this has never happened to it before. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand |
 | You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tonguebone (.1% chance)* |
| You gain ??? <substat>. |
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Castle
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
- This monster has elemental resistance which increases with the difficulty of the zone.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
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As you round the corner of a darkened castle hallway, you encounter a skeleton. This in itself is not very surprising, but the skeleton has apparently found a spare femur somewhere, and has attached it to its pelvis. The skeleton dances around suggestively for a minute, then starts thrusting its hips at you. | ||
| A skeleton stumbles toward you, jittering and clacking. Its facial expression is unreadable, which is typical for a skeleton, but in this case it's because it's wearing a leather gimp mask. I bet you thought a regular person in a leather gimp mask was plenty creepy enough, huh?
Oh, it's also wearing a thong. | ||
| A skeleton sashays up to you, dressed in lacy (on closer inspection: moth-eaten) silk lingerie. It has bright red paint where its lips used to be, and the upper hollows of its eye-sockets are a dusky blue. It chatters its teeth at you, in a manner it probably thinks is sexy. I won't presume to tell you what you think, but I'm betting you don't agree. | ||
| As you're making your way down the shadowy hallways of the castle, you hear a sort of "Pssst!" sound behind you. You turn to see a skeleton dressed in a shabby overcoat. It grins widely (not that it has much choice) and opens its coat to reveal that it's totally naked. By which I mean, it's as much a skeleton as any other skeleton. When you don't seem particularly surprised or impressed, the skeleton gets annoyed and attacks you. | ||
| You enter a small, dusty, and cobweb-strewn bedroom. An ancient skeleton lies motionless on the bed. You approach cautiously, and with a sudden chorus of clicking noises, the skeleton arches its spine and beckons you forward. You stand motionless, staring at it, whereupon the skeleton rolls over onto its hands and knees, and shakes its pelvic bone at you. You decide to put a stop to this before it gets any more weird and uncomfortable. | ||
