|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
Sentence: 23 Years on the Judas Chair
A clattering sound causes you to turn around quickly, to discover that a skeleton has snuck up behind you with a spare bone in its hand. It waves the bone at you, and then pokes you with it a couple of times. It winks suggestively, then pokes you with its bone again. Man, how does a skeleton even wink?
The skeleton makes a variety of lewd gestures, and thrusts its pelvis at you in kind of a disconcerting way. Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton has its terrible way with you. Since it's a skeleton, I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but it's a good bet that it is, in fact, terrible. Argh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton seems to run out of rude gestures, and just attacks you normally. Even its normal attack is pretty gross, though. Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton suddenly speaks, and what it says is so indescribably filthy that I can't legally transcribe it. Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton humps your leg. It's really uncomfortable, and not just physically. Eek! Eek! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton has its terrible way with you. Since it's a skeleton, I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but it's a good bet that it is, in fact, terrible. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
The skeleton starts to hump your leg, but you whap it with a rolled-up newspaper.
The skeleton has to stop attacking for a moment to think of some new innuendos.
The skeleton thrusts its pelvis at you, as though offering a suggestion of where you should kick it.
The skeleton thinks of something that is amazingly filthy. Fortunately, most skeletons can't actually talk.
The skeleton waggles a bone at you, then nudges you in the ribs a few times. Know what it means?
The skeleton seems unable to attack you, and claims that this has never happened to it before. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand|
|You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: tonguebone (.1% chance)*|
|You gain ??? <substat>.|
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Castle
- This monster cannot be copied.
- The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
- This monster has elemental resistance which increases with the difficulty of the zone.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected: