Skullery maid
| Skullery maid | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 377 |
| Locations | The Haunted Kitchen |
| Hit Points | 20 |
| Attack | 20 |
| Defense | 18 |
| No-Hit | 13 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 4-6 |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Manuel | Skullery Maid's Knee |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a skullery maidThis maid's job is to wash dishes, and it looks like she's been at it for quite a long time. Talk about dishpan hands, wow. On the plus side, though, she's gleamingly white, and with a lemon-fresh scent.
Hit Message(s):
She smashes a bone china serving platter over your head. Get it? Bone china? Ooh! Ouch! Eek!
She claws at your face with her bony fingers -- aargh! You got soap in your eyes! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
The skullery maid grabs you by the neck and gives your face a vigourous scrub with some steel wool. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
She starts to smash a plate over your head, but you remind her that breakage comes out of her paycheck.
She tries to claw your face, but her soapy fingers can't get a grip.
She grabs a frying pan to clock you with, but when you point out the dried-on egg crusted on it, she breaks down crying. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)* |
 | You acquire an item: bottle of popskull (29.4% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: dishrag (5.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee (10% chance)* |
| You gain 1 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen.
