Skullery maid

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Skullery maid
Monster ID 377
Locations The Haunted Kitchen
Hit Points 20
Attack 20
Defense 18
No-Hit 13
Initiative 50
Meat 4-6
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bottle of popskull, dishrag
Manuel Skullery Maid's Knee
Manuel Entry
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skullery maid You're fighting a skullery maid

This maid's job is to wash dishes, and it looks like she's been at it for quite a long time. Talk about dishpan hands, wow. On the plus side, though, she's gleamingly white, and with a lemon-fresh scent.

Hit Message(s):

She smashes a bone china serving platter over your head. Get it? Bone china? Eek! Ooh! Ugh!

She claws at your face with her bony fingers -- aargh! You got soap in your eyes! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

The skullery maid grabs you by the neck and gives your face a vigourous scrub with some steel wool. Ugh! Eek! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

She starts to smash a plate over your head, but you remind her that breakage comes out of her paycheck.

She tries to claw your face, but her soapy fingers can't get a grip.

Fumble Message:

She grabs a frying pan to clock you with, but when you point out the dried-on egg crusted on it, she breaks down crying. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 4-6 Meat (average: 5, stdev: 0.71)*
Beerbottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of popskull (29.4% chance)*
Dishrag.gifYou acquire an item: dishrag (5.1% chance)*
Fingerbone.gifYou acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee (10% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen.