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|Monster Parts||head, wing, torso|
This is pretty creepy -- it's a bat with a skull instead of a body. Most bats have skulls in addition to their body, but, y'know.
It gazes a gazely stare deep into your soul with its empty, empty eyes. Ow! Eek! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It headbutts you with its hard, bony skull. Y'know, unlike those soft, fleshy skulls you've heard about. Argh! Ugh!
It scratches your <forehead> with the pointy ends of its leathery wings. You wish it would have just winged you instead of hitting you dead on. Eek! Eek!
It chomps on you with its bony teeth. Well, y'know, not really any bonier than normal teeth. Still hurts, though. Ooh! Argh!
It squeaks a deadly squeak, batters you with its wings, and batters you with its skull. You feel bewitched, bothered, and bewildered.Ugh! Oof!
It gazes deep into your soul, but your soul also gazes back at it. With even more gazely depth.
It tries to headbutt you, but you're just too hard-headed.
It tries to freak you out with its wings, but fortunately you're a wing nut.
It tries to chomp you with its bony teeth, but they fall out since the gums are missing.
It starts to butt you with its skull again, but its sonar gets jammed and it ends up ramming itself against a wall. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 25-37 Meat (average: 31.1, stdev: 2.6)*|
|You acquire an item: broken skull (41.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: loose teeth (20.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (15% chance)*|
- As a Pastamancer:
|You acquire an item: smoking talon (? chance)*|
|You gain 4 <substat>.|
Occurs at Guano Junction.
- The first hit message refers to a quote by David Bowie: "I gazed a gazely stare at all the millions here / We must have died along, a long long time ago", from "The Man Who Sold the World".
- The "Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered" message in the critical hit is the title and in the chorus of a song by Rodgers and Hart.
- The first miss message refers to a quote by Friedrich Nietzsche: "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes also into you."
- A wing nut is a hardware fastener with a threaded hole with a pair of wings for increasing torque.