Skeleton invader
| Skeleton invader | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1001 |
| Locations | A Skeleton Invasion! (first day) |
| Hit Points | 10 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 9 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a skeleton invaderThis skeleton has emerged from the earth beneath Seaside Town and commenced to make mischief. The particular mischief it seems bent on making right now is a kind involving beating you up.
Hit Message(s):
It invades your <foot> with its first[sic].
It kicks you in the funnybone with a bone of its own that is decidedly not funny.
It bites you on the <calf>, and chips a tooth. One of your teeth, I mean. I was just listing two ways in which it hurt you.
It slaps you in the <arm>, and then in the <groin>, as though challenging those parts of you to some sort of <thigh>-<bung>duel[sic]?. And as though its hand was a glove, I guess.
It grabs your head in both of its hands and gnaws your face off. It takes you a few minutes to grow a new face, and boy, does it sting in the meantime. Argh! Ooh!
It tries to invade your <lower back> with its fist, but your <calf>'s defenses are too robust.
It tries to kick you in the <giblets>, but stubs its toe. On something other than your <ear>, I mean.
It tries to bite your <groin>, but its dusty old teeth fall out before it can manage. Let this be a lesson, kids, about the importance of good oral hygiene.
It tries to smack you in the <foot>, but smacks itself instead. What a bone-headed move, am I right?
It lunges toward you, but trips over a rock and comically falls to pieces. You enjoy a chuckle while it slowly reassembles itself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: bone chips (30% chance)* |
Occurred during A Skeleton Invasion! on the first day (with any amount of Monster Level) and afterwards (with no positive Monster Level)
Notes
- Attempting to use a rusty bonesaw yields the message:
- You use the saw to try and remove some bones from your opponent, but the fossilized bones are so hard that it doesn't accomplish anything beyond dulling the saw.
