Skeletal reindeer

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Skeletal reindeer
Monster ID 431
Locations The Spooky Fright Factory
Hit Points 55
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, tail, torso
Drops
evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block
Quest spooky frank
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
skeletal reindeer You're fighting a skeletal reindeer

This is one of the reindeer that one of Linnea's mad scientists concocted. Its construction was exceedingly simple. It's pretty damn spooky, all things considered. No one's going to think it's cyoooood at all, and anyone who tries to get them to pull a sleigh is asking for a skeletal hoof through the brainpan.

Hit Message(s):

It raps on your noggin with its hooves. It would behoove you to dodge in the future. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

It sits back on its haunches and lets loose a spooky moan. You get goosebumps on your soul. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It pokes you with its antlers. Looks like you're the antlee. Happy Crimbo! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!

It chomps on your leg with its skeletal teeth. Er, just regular teeth, I guess. Happy Crimbo! Argh! Oof! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It leaps into the air and circles around your head, making eerie moaning noises. Then it lands on your head, poking you with its ribs and smacking you with its bony hooves. Happy Crimbo! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It moans spookily, but you hum a happy tune. Happy Crimbo!

It charges you and tries to poke you with its skeletal antlers. Given, however, that skeletal antlers aren't much different than regular antlers, you're prepared to dodge the attack. Happy Crimbo!

It tries to smack your noggin with its hooves, but you hoof it away. Happy Crimbo!

It tries to poke you with its antlers, but you refuse to be the antlee. Happy Crimbo!

Fumble Message:

It tries to bite you, but its teeth fall out since there's no gum to hold it in. Remember, floss regularly, kids. Happy Crimbo! (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Evileye.gifYou acquire an item: evil googly eye (8.6% chance)*
Felt.gifYou acquire an item: spooky felt (8.9% chance)*
String.gifYou acquire an item: spooky length of string (9.4% chance)*
Dough.gifYou acquire an item: spooky stuffing (9.1% chance)*
Woodwheel.gifYou acquire an item: spooky toy wheel (9.9% chance)*
Tofu.gifYou acquire an item: spooky wooden block (9.3% chance)*
Spookyfrank.gifYou acquire an item: spooky frank (??.?% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurred at The Spooky Fright Factory.

References

  • In the movie "The Nightmare Before Christmas" Dr. Finkelstein creates skeleton reindeer for Jack. When presented with the task he states that "Their creation should be exceedingly simple." They are used to pull Jack's coffin sleigh during the movies climax.
  • The line about "nobody is going to think it's cyoood at all" comes from the Christmas special Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, after Rudolph meets Clarice, a girl reindeer. He says cyoooood instead of cute because his nose is covered to hide its red shininess. The Skeletal Reindeer is not cyoooood for an entirely different reason.
  • The miss message where you hum a happy tune comes from the musical "The King and I" where Anna tells her son that she "whistle[s] a happy tune, whenever [she's] afraid".