Skeletal monkey

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Skeletal monkey
Monster ID 380
Locations The Haunted Conservatory
Hit Points 23
Attack 24
Defense 21
No-Hit 19
Initiative 300
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, tail, torso
Drops
pile of dusty animal bones
Manuel skeletal banana
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
skeletal monkey You're fighting a skeletal monkey

You stumble into the rear part of the Conservatory, which also serves as the Spookyraven Manor pet cemetery. You look around you, warily, but everything is quiet and still.

Until a skeletal monkey drops onto your head with a screeeech! What the hell? Who keeps monkeys as pets?

Hit Message(s):

It jumps onto your shoulder and pokes your eye with a tiny bony finger. Oof!

It grabs you from the ears and tries to peel you like the world's largest banana. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs your tongue and yanks really hard. Apparently it's trying to turn your inside out and your outside in. Eek! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It jumps onto your back, but you stop, drop and roll. The rolling seems to do the trick.

It grabs you by the ears, but you point out to it that you are not, in fact, a banana.

Fumble Message:

It starts to attack you, but decides to take it easy. After all, it doesn't have anything to hide. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Bonepile.gifYou acquire an item: pile of dusty animal bones (100.0% chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.

Occurs at The Haunted Conservatory.


Notes

References

  • "It doesn't have anything to hide" is a reference to The Beatles song "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey." "It's trying to turn your inside out and your outside in" and "it takes it easy" are also references to lines in this song.