Skeezy the Jug Rat
|Skeezy the Jug Rat|
|Locations||Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
You're being accosted by an animatronic swamp rat that has popped out of some fake bushes (and trash) and is playing a jug at you.
Or at any rate, it's holding a jug up to its snout while a tape somewhere in its head plays music (for a certain value of 'music').
Despite the mechanical rat's horrific decayed appearance, the situation is so comical you have to laugh. The rat appears to take exception to this; it jerkily sets its jug down and pulls out a rusty flick-knife.
The mechanical rat bites you with its jagged, filth-encrusted metal teeth. "Poooooooot," it jeers.
Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)
Eek! Ow! Oof! Ow! Oof! (stench damage)
|You acquire an effect: Tetanus|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
The robot rat attempts to stab you in the <knee>, but fortunately its elbow joint locks up halfway there.
The mechanical rat jerkily sticks out its tongue and leers at you while licking its knife.
One of the rat's jug-playing cogs kicks in; "Pooooooot," it says, holding its knife up to its mouth. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: grody jug (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ratskin pajama pants (0.1% chance)*|