Skeezy the Jug Rat

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Skeezy the Jug Rat
Monster ID 1767
Locations Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+5
Defense Player's Muscle+5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements stench
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
grody jug, ratskin pajama pants
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Skeezy the Jug Rat You're fighting Skeezy the Jug Rat


You're being accosted by an animatronic swamp rat that has popped out of some fake bushes (and trash) and is playing a jug at you.


Or at any rate, it's holding a jug up to its snout while a tape somewhere in its head plays music (for a certain value of 'music').


Despite the mechanical rat's horrific decayed appearance, the situation is so comical you have to laugh. The rat appears to take exception to this; it jerkily sets its jug down and pulls out a rusty flick-knife.

Hit Message(s):

The mechanical rat bites you with its jagged, filth-encrusted metal teeth. "Poooooooot," it jeers.
Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)

The robot rat stabs you in the <face> with its rusty knife, then says "Poooooooot" at you, just to add insult to injury.
Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:
The mechanical rat bites your <solar plexus> with its filth-covered fangs. Great -- now you've probably got the plague. Or mechanical rabies. ...Whew, nope, just tetanus. That's a relief. (CRITICAL HIT!)
Ow! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow! (stench damage)
Disease.gifYou acquire an effect: Tetanus
(duration: 10 Adventures)
Miss Message(s):

The robot rat attempts to stab you in the <knee>, but fortunately its elbow joint locks up halfway there.

The mechanical rat jerkily sticks out its tongue and leers at you while licking its knife.

Fumble Message:

One of the rat's jug-playing cogs kicks in; "Pooooooot," it says, holding its knife up to its mouth. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Jug.gifYou acquire an item: grody jug (10% chance)*
Atpants.gifYou acquire an item: ratskin pajama pants (0.1% chance)*

Occurs at Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice.


  • This monster scales to your stats plus 5 (total minimum 10, maximum 11111?), plus +ML.