Sk8 gnome

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Sk8 gnome
Monster ID 1156
Locations The eXtreme Slope
Hit Points 65
Attack 75
Defense 67
No-Hit 85
Initiative 60
Meat 56-84
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg
Drops
gr8ps, sk8board, eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, t8r tots
Manuel Entry
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sk8 gnome You're fighting a sk8 gnome

This is a gnome on a sk8board. You've been seeing a lot of these l8ly. Don't you just h8 it when you get attacked by one of these? I guess it's just your f8.

Hit Message(s):

It sk8s by and slaps your kneecaps with its sk8bo8rd. Oof! Ooh!

It sk8s by and ber8s you, which hurts in many different ways. Ooh! Eek!

He does a gnarly grind off of your <forehead>. Ooh! Ow! Ow!

He delivers a short, sharp blow to your <shoulder>. Even though it's trunc8d, it's still p8nful. Ugh! Ow! Argh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He ollies off a nearby trash can, does a 360-degree spin, and smacks you upside the head with his sk8board. He forgets to manual to his next trick and breaks the combo, but it still hurts. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to slap you in the kneecaps, but you vac8.

It sk8s by and ber8s you, but you retali8.

He tries to grind your <shoulder>, but falls over. He should have put in the cheat code for infinite balance.

He tries to hit you in the <shins>, but is a little too l8.

Fumble Message:

He sk8s toward you, but a swarm of bees in the shape of a skull and crossbones appear and follow him until he falls into an open manhole. See you l8r, gnome. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 56-84 Meat (average: 70, stdev: 6.11)*
Mittens.gifYou acquire an item: eXtreme mittens (10% chance)*
Soda.gifYou acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda (30% chance)*
Grapes.gifYou acquire an item: gr8ps (40.6% chance)*
Sk8board.gifYou acquire an item: sk8board (6.3% chance)*
Tots.gifYou acquire an item: t8r tots (40% chance)*
Folder2.gifYou acquire an item: folder (space skeleton) (?% chance)*
You gain 18-19 <substat>.

Occurs at The eXtreme Slope.

Notes

References

  • The "infinite balance" miss message is a reference to the Tony Hawk series of videogames. The reference in the critical hit text for "breaking his combo" is from pretty much every skateboarding game in existence, most particularly the Tony Hawk series.
  • The name of this monster also references Skater Gnome, a monk in the world of EverQuest. His stories are here.
  • The swarm of bees in the fumble message is a reference to the classic skateboarding arcade game 720°, where the player would be attacked by a swarm of killer bees if s/he took too long in entering an event.