|Locations||The eXtreme Slope|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg|
This is a gnome on a sk8board. You've been seeing a lot of these l8ly. Don't you just h8 it when you get attacked by one of these? I guess it's just your f8.
It sk8s by and slaps your kneecaps with its sk8bo8rd. Ooh! Ouch!
It sk8s by and ber8s you, which hurts in many different ways. Ugh! Eek!
He does a gnarly grind off of your <groin>. Ouch! Eek! Ooh!
He delivers a short, sharp blow to your <arm>. Even though it's trunc8d, it's still p8nful. Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
He ollies off a nearby trash can, does a 360-degree spin, and smacks you upside the head with his sk8board. He forgets to manual to his next trick and breaks the combo, but it still hurts. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Eek! Ow! Oof!
It tries to slap you in the kneecaps, but you vac8.
It sk8s by and ber8s you, but you retali8.
He tries to grind your <giblets>, but falls over. He should have put in the cheat code for infinite balance.
He tries to hit you in the <foot>, but is a little too l8.
He sk8s toward you, but a swarm of bees in the shape of a skull and crossbones appear and follow him until he falls into an open manhole. See you l8r, gnome. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 56-84 Meat (average: 70, stdev: 6.11)*|
|You acquire an item: eXtreme mittens (10% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: gr8ps (40.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: sk8board (6.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: t8r tots (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (space skeleton) (?% chance)*|
|You gain 18-19 <substat>.|
Occurs at The eXtreme Slope.
- The folder (space skeleton) cannot drop unless you have an Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.
- The "infinite balance" miss message is a reference to the Tony Hawk series of videogames. The reference in the critical hit text for "breaking his combo" is from pretty much every skateboarding game in existence, most particularly the Tony Hawk series.
- The name of this monster also references Skater Gnome, a monk in the world of EverQuest. His stories are here.
- The swarm of bees in the fumble message is a reference to the classic skateboarding arcade game 720°, where the player would be attacked by a swarm of killer bees if s/he took too long in entering an event.