Sing!
This is for the choice adventure. For the similarly name accordion thief skill, see Sing.
You take the microphone in your hand, look at the judges, think about the Loathing audience and...
| Sing a Pop Song! |
You sing:
"Hey, baby, take my hand, let's fly away,
To a place where love shines every day.
We're the stars of this 2002 affair,
You and me, we're a perfect pair.
The judges critique your performance:
The first judge looks sick, "I feel like I've just had my ears stabbed with a dozen knives."
"I loved that way you took us to a new world with your voice," says the second judge.
The third judge looks nauseous, "I feel like I've just had my ears licked by a creep."
 | You acquire an effect: Poppy Performance (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Sing a Soulful Ballad! |
You sing:
"I've had too many lovers, but now I'm done,
For in your arms, I've found the only one.
You're the missing puzzle piece, the missing part,
And I'm done with searching, 'cause you've captured my heart.
The judges critique your performance:
"Well, dog, that just about blew me away," announces the first judge.
"Well, dog, that just barely sufficed," announces the second judge.
The third judge looks angry, "I feel like I've just had my ears licked by a creep."
 | You acquire an effect: Romantically Roused (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Spit out some rhymes! |
You sing:
"Yo, back in 2002, I was on the grind,
Hustling hard, gotta get what's mine.
Stacking up the paper, chasing after dreams,
Living life large, ripping at the seams.
The judges critique your performance:
"Well, dog, that just didn't hit the mark," announces the first judge.
The second judge looks nauseous, "I feel like I've just had my ears cleaned with a coat hanger."
"I loved that way you took us to a new world with your voice," says the third judge.
 | You acquire an effect: Spitting Rhymes (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Let out that country twang! |
You sing:
"In this small town, where life moves slow,
Where the wheat fields wave, and the rivers flow.
I was raised with values, deep in my soul,
A love for my kingdom, it's what makes me whole.
The judges critique your performance:
"I loved that way you wrote us a love song with your voice," says the first judge.
"I loved that way you created a scene with your voice," says the second judge.
"I loved that way you took us to a new world with your voice," says the third judge.
 | You acquire an effect: Twangy (duration: 30 Adventures) |
Occurs when using a Loathing Idol Microphone.
Effects
| Song | Effect | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Pop Song | Poppy Performance | +100% Combat Initiative Moxie +50% |
| Soulful Ballad | Romantically Roused | +5% Combat Frequency |
| Rhymes | Spitting Rhymes | Never Fumble +50% Item Drops from Monsters |
| Country Twang | Twangy | Stupendous (+4) Stench Resistance Stupendous (+4) Sleaze Resistance +3 Stats per Fight |
