To a bird, the scariest thing is a cat with a shotgun. Since people aren't scared of cats, though, the scariest thing to them is just a shotgun. Like this one.
(In-game plural: shotguns)
The buckshot you're using in your shotgun was on sale for only $0.79, but it still does X damage to your foe. WHACK! ZAP! KERBLAM!
"Pull!" you yell for no particular reason, and then shoot your opponent in the face for X damage. Somewhere in the distance, a dog laughs. SMACK! KAPOW! SPLAT!
You roll out a barrel of fun (where 'fun' = buckshot) to the tune of X damage. WHACK! SOCKO! SPLAT!
You hit your opponent with X tiny lead pellets that do 1 point of damage apiece. BONK! BOOF! KERBLAM!
You show your opponent why they call this thing a boomstick. It's a lesson worth X damage. BOOF! BIFF! BARF!
- The Mines/The Jungle/The Ice Caves
- A Shop (50 Gold)
- The Jungle/The Ancient Burial Ground
- A Tombstone (with a heavy pickaxe equipped)