Shorter-Order Cook

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Familiar number: 283
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Shorter-Order Cook

"Order up!" he yells, delivering lunches with a side of punches.

Cooks meals for your other familiars.

Ability: Provides experience to your other familiars. Deals prismatic damage to enemies every turn. Drops potions.

Throne/Bjorn: Maximum HP/MP +20, gives HP and MP first three rounds

Hatchling: shortest-order cook

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

Regular combat messages:
<familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing X (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X).

Monster attack power reduced by Y

Monster defense reduced by Y

After Combat:
<familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <previous familiar>, who gains 1 exp!

Swapping to a new familiar (once per different familiar):
<familiar> shouts "Order up for the new guy! <short-order cook jargon>, with a side of <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <incoming familiar>, who gains a bunch of experience!

Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
Order up! <familiar> yells. Cuppa Joe dry, extra gravel! He pours a cup of coffee into your ear.
You gain 5-6 hit points.

You gain 3-4 Mana Points.
Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
"Order up!" <familiar> yells. "Hot stack extra Canadia, hold the stack!" He empties a bottle of maple syrup into your ear.
You gain 5-6 hit points.

You gain 3-4 Mana Points.
With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
<familiar> gives you a wink underneath his Tam O'Shanter, then gets back to scraping the grill.
With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
<familiar> does a little jig around the maypole, wipes his hands on his apron, and gets back to his kitchen.
With wax lips equipped:

<familiar> grins at you with his wax lips. How does he yell out orders with those on?

Arena Messages

X is 1 + floor(w/4) and Y is 1 + floor(w/10), where w is the Shorter-Order Cook's weight. The Shorter-Order Cook will attack and delevel on every round.
Grants 1 familiar exp to your previously equipped familiar at the end of combat.
Gives 81 familiar experience (100 with blue plate equipped) to each familiar when you first take them out of your terrarium (once per familiar per ascension).
- Stocking Mimic and Inflatable Dodecapede are exceptions and will never gain exp from this effect.
- Each Crimbo Ghost can gain this initial exp boost individually, thus allowing them to collectively gain three times as much from this effect since they share a pool of experience. This does not apply to the post-combat exp from adventuring with the Shorter-Order Cook equipped.
Drops potions at the end of every 11 combats (9 with blue plate equipped).
Potions are dropped in the following order:

Short potions (11 adventures)

Familiars will always act in combat (granted by every short potion)

Short potion	Effect
short stack of pancakes	+10 Familiar Weight
short stick of butter	-5% Combat Frequency
short glass of water	+5 Familiar Experience Per Combat
short white	Familiars act twice per turn
short beer	Doubles familiar damage