Shorter-Order Cook

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Shorter-Order Cook

"Order up!" he yells,
delivering lunches with
a side of punches.

Cooks meals for your other familiars.

Ability: Provides experience to your other familiars. Deals prismatic damage to enemies every turn. Drops potions.

Throne/Bjorn: Maximum HP/MP +20, gives HP and MP first three rounds

Hatchling: Shortcheflarva.gif shortest-order cook

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Blueplate.gif blue plate

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +4 Muscle statgain +25% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain
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Combat Messages
  • Regular combat messages:
    <familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and hurls a plate of food at your opponent, causing X (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X).
Monster AttackMonster attack power reduced by Y
Monster DefenseMonster defense reduced by Y
  • After Combat:
    <familiar> shouts "Order up! <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <previous familiar>, who gains 1 exp!
  • Swapping to a new familiar (once per different familiar):
    <familiar> shouts "Order up for the new guy! <short-order cook jargon>, with a side of <short-order cook jargon>!" and tosses a plate of food to <incoming familiar>, who gains a bunch of experience!
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    Order up! <familiar> yells. Cuppa Joe dry, extra gravel! He pours a cup of coffee into your ear.
    HPYou gain 5-6 hit points.
    MPYou gain 3-4 Mana Points.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    "Order up!" <familiar> yells. "Hot stack extra Canadia, hold the stack!" He empties a bottle of maple syrup into your ear.
    HPYou gain 5-6 hit points.
    MPYou gain 3-4 Mana Points.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <familiar> gives you a wink underneath his Tam O'Shanter, then gets back to scraping the grill.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <familiar> does a little jig around the maypole, wipes his hands on his apron, and gets back to his kitchen.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <familiar> grins at you with his wax lips. How does he yell out orders with those on?

Arena Messages

  • None - familiar has no weaknesses.


  • X is 1 + floor(w/4) and Y is 1 + floor(w/10), where w is the Shorter-Order Cook's weight. The Shorter-Order Cook will attack and delevel on every round.
  • Grants 1 familiar exp to your previously equipped familiar at the end of combat.
  • Gives 81 familiar experience (100 with blue plate equipped) to each familiar when you first take them out of your terrarium (once per familiar per ascension).
    • Stocking Mimic and Inflatable Dodecapede are exceptions and will never gain exp from this effect.
    • Each Crimbo Ghost can gain this initial exp boost individually, thus allowing them to collectively gain three times as much from this effect since they share a pool of experience. This does not apply to the post-combat exp from adventuring with the Shorter-Order Cook equipped.
  • Drops potions at the end of every 11 combats (9 with blue plate equipped).
  • Potions are dropped in the following order:
Short potions (11 adventures)
Familiars will always act in combat (granted by every short potion)
Short potion Effect
Shortstack.gif short stack of pancakes +10 Familiar Weight
Shortbutter.gif short stick of butter -5% Combat Frequency
Shortwater.gif short glass of water +5 Familiar Experience Per Combat
Shortcoffee.gif short white Familiars act twice per turn
Shortbeer.gif short beer Doubles familiar damage