Shirts

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Shirts are equipment that can be worn on your torso. However, you need to have the Torso Awareness skill (or just be Sneaky Pete, or a Robot with a Topology Grid) before you even realize what a torso is, that you may have one, and where you might be able to find yours. Below is a listing of all of the shirts currently available, and their respective power.

Name	Power	Req	Chars (incl. space)	Notes
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	300	250 Mus	33	+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat +5 to Familiar Weight +10 to Familiar Damage Bonus for TTs only Part of the Dreadful Skeleton Suit
cool iron breastplate	250	200 Mus	21	Part of the Cool Irons Damage Reduction: 20 Maximum HP +200
chamoisole	200	200 Mus	10	Serious Slime Resistance
Chester's muscle shirt	200	200 Mus	22	Muscle +20% Damage Reduction: +10
Dragonscale breastplate	200	40 Mys	23	Part of the FantasyRealm Warrior's Outfit Muscle +15 Muscle +25% Serious Resistance to all Elements (+3)
dreadful sweater	200	200 Mys	16	Part of the Dreadful Pajamas Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
extra-see-thru nightie	200	200 Mus	22	Moxie +15%
extremely wet T-shirt	200	85 Mus	21	Moxie +10% +25 Sleaze Damage Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	200	200 Mus	41	+15 Spooky Damage +15 Stench Damage +15 Hot Damage +15 Cold Damage +15 Sleaze Damage Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
letterman's jacket	200	200 Mus	18	Slight Slime Resistance All Attributes +10% Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Mer-kin breastplate	200	85 Mus	19	Damage Absorption +40 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
poncho de azucar	200	75 Mox	16	+5 Adventures per day when equipped +30 Stench Damage Bonus for Accordion Thieves only
sea salt scrubs	200	85 Mus	15	Mysticality +15% Maximum HP/MP +400
shark jumper	200	85 Mus	12	Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
witch's bra	200	85 Mys	11	Spell Damage +50% +50 Damage to Cold Spells All Pastamancer Spells inflict Cold Damage
duct tape shirt	195	82 Mus	15	Moxie +9 +20% Meat from Monsters
bat-ass leather jacket	180	77 Mus	22	Mysticality +10 Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos apron	170	70 Mus	14	Serious Hot Resistance
lynyrdskin tunic	170	70 Mus	16	Combat Initiative +25%
snailmail hauberk	165	67 Mus	17	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 HP and MP per adventure
star shirt	165	67 Mus	10	All Attributes +5
midriff scrubs	160	65 Mus	14	+10 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
red coat	160	65 Mus	8	Ranged Damage +25 Combat Initiative -25%
unrequired jacket	160	65 Mus	17	Combat Initiative +20%
Kashmir sweater	155	62 Mus	15	+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells
surgical apron	155	62 Mus	14	Damage Reduction: 6 Makes you look like a gross doctor
antique nutcracker waistcoat	150	30 Mus	28	Part of the Antique Nutcracker Outfit +3 PvP fights per day when equipped Muscle +15%
Grimacite gown	150	40 Mus	14	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
grungy flannel shirt	150	60 Mox	20	Moxie +11
hairshirt	150	40 Mus	9	A prize from The Swagger Shop Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace light
Othello's military jacket	150	40 Mus	25	+10 Othello Skill
potato jacket	150	40 Mus	13	+20 Hot Damage Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +15% Meat from Monsters
red shirt	150	60 Mus	9	+20 Monster Level All Attributes -50%
spangly mariachi vest	150	60 Mus	21	Moxie +10% Combat Initiative -25%
punk rock jacket	145	57 Mus	16	Moxie +8 Damage Reduction: 5
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	130	50 Mus	43	See item entry
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	130	50 Mus	42	+2 Extra PvP Fights
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	130	50 Mus	42	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	130	50 Mus	42	50% Discount on Gift Packages
Grimacite guayabera	125	47 Mus	19	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
adobe abaya	120	40 Mox	11	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™
ceramic cenobite's robe	120	40 Mox	23	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure Enables use of the Ceramic Cenobitize skill in combat
hipposkin poncho	120	45 Mus	16	Monster Level +10
Stephen's lab coat	120	45 Mus	18	+10 to Monster Level +5 to Familiar Weight
yak anorak	115	42 Mus	10	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
ghost toga	110	40 Mus	10	Damage Reduction: 5 +10 Spooky Damage
wumpus-hair sweater	110	40 Mus	19	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +30
bronze breastplate	105	37 Mus	18	Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction: +4
SMOOCH breastplate	105	37 Mus	18	Part of the SMOOCH Army Uniform Damage Absorption +40 Damages Attacking Opponent
"Humorous" T-shirt	100	35 Mus	18	All Attributes +4 2x Fumble Chance
bod-ice	100	None	7	+25 to Monster Level +25 Sleaze Damage +25 Damage to Sleaze Spells This item will disappear at the end of the day.
Brogre brolo shirt	100	35 Mus	18	Part of the Brogre Brouture +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
camouflage T-shirt	100	25 Mus	18	-3 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Monsters will be less attracted to you. All Attributes +10% Weapon Damage +15
cane-mail shirt	100	None	15	+25% Candy Items from Monsters +20 to Monster Level +15% Meat from Monsters
coconut bikini top	100	35 Mus	18	Mysticality +5
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	100	None	24	Moxie +25% Ranged Damage +25 Combat items deal 100% more damage
famous blue raincoat	100	None	20	So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) +10% Item Drops from Monsters Combat Initiative +40% Disappears at end of day
flaming pink shirt	100	None	18	+15% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
floral print shirt	100	35 Mus	18	Mysticality +5
gingham blouse	100	35 Mus	14	Muscle +5
gladiator tunica	100	35 Mus	16	Part of the Gladiatorial Glad Rags Regenerate 5-15 HP per adventure
goth kid t-shirt	100	35 Mus	16	Monster Level +5
Gregarious Gregorian Smock	100	None	26
Moonthril Cuirass	100	40 Mus	17	A quest item for 2,000 lunar isotopes from The Isotope Smithery Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
origami pasties	100	None	15	+30% Meat from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
psycho sweater	100	35 Mus	14	Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Bonus Spell Damage +20%
rhinestone cowboy shirt	100	35 Mus	23	Muscle +5
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	100	None	28	Moxie +10 +20% Meat from Monsters +30% Pickpocket Chance +4 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. The Audience Loves/Hates You Even More!
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)	100	None	44	Moxie +10 Combat Initiative +20% +30 to Monster Level +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. The Audience Loves/Hates You Even More!
souvenir ski t-shirt	100	35 Mus	20	Moxie +5
sugar shirt	100	None	11	+3 Stats Per Fight
tuxedo shirt	100	35 Mus	12	Moxie +7 Gives extra adventures when drinking certain kinds of booze
Ultracolor™ shirt	100	35 Mus	17	+X Spooky Damage +X Stench Damage +X Hot Damage +X Cold Damage +X Sleaze Damage X is the number of active effects you have
Xiblaxian stealth vest	100	None	22	Part of the Xiblaxian Stealth Suit Monsters will be less attracted to you. Muscle +20%
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	100	35 Mus	19	+10% Meat from Monsters
ASCII shirt	90	30 Mus	11	Mysticality +7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	90	30 Mus	28	So-So Cold Resistance
clockwork trench coat	80	25 Mus	21	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Damage Absorption +15
conquistador's breastplate	80	None	26	So-So Resistance to all Elements (+2) +15% Meat from Monsters
demonskin jacket	80	25 Mus	16	Mysticality +5 +5 Damage to Hot Spells
flyest of shirts	80	25 Mus	16	Moxie +5 Spell Damage +5
gnauga hide vest	80	25 Mus	16	Damage Reduction: +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
icing poncho	80	35 Mus	12	+25 Cold Damage +25 Damage to Cold Spells +50% Food Drops from Monsters
turtlemail hauberk	80	25 Mus	18	Damage Absorption +30 Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
Grateful Undead T-shirt	70	20 Mus	23	+5% Items from Monsters
safety vest	70	20 Mus	11	Damage Reduction: +3 Moxie +5
white hat hacker T-shirt	65	17 Mus	24	+3% Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +2
clownskin harness	60	15 Mus	17	+2 Spooky Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
junk-mail shirt	60	15 Mus	15	All Attributes +4
astral shirt	50	None	12	All Attributes + 10% +3 Stats Per Fight +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
barnacle-encrusted sweater	50	None	26	All Attributes +5 +5 to Familiar Damage +5 Fishing Skill Weakens foes at the start of combat
birdbone corset	50	None	15	+2 Maximum Hooch
chest barrel	50	10 Mus	12	Part of the Cooper's Couture Damage Reduction: 5 Damage Absorption +50
chiffon chemise	50	None	15	+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells Deals Sleaze Damage each round
Crimbuccaneer shirt	50	None	19	+10 to Familiar Weight (December only)
Kelflar vest	50	None	12	+3 Elf Warfare Effectiveness Damage Reduction: 5 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
lemon shirt	50	10 Mus	11	+50% Candy Drops from Monsters Disappears at the end of the day
pirate shirt	50	10 Mus	12	Moxie +3
red-and-green sweater	50	35 Mox	21	Allows you to cast Static Shock once per combat: Deals 5-6 Damage MP Restore 5-6 MP
sequin-encrusted sweater	50	None	24	+9 Spooky Damage +9 Stench Damage +9 Hot Damage +9 Cold Damage +9 Sleaze Damage
smooth velvet bra	50	10 Mus	17	Maximum HP +20 Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
smooth velvet shirt	50	10 Mus	19	+1 Disco Style
supportive bra	50	10 Mox	14	Moxie +3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	45	7 Mus	30	Moxie +3
soggy wofl t-shirt	45	7 Mus	18	Muscle +3
white snakeskin duster	45	7 Mus	22	Muscle +2 Maximum HP +10
filthy hippy poncho	40	5 Mus	19	Mysticality +3
metal band T-shirt	40	5 Mus	18	+15 to Monster Level
Knob Goblin elite shirt	35	2 Mus	23	Muscle +3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	30	None	26	+7% Items from Monsters +7% Meat from Monsters
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	30	None	27	Moxie +10 Maximum HP +10
Mr. Shirt	30	None	9	All Attributes +1 Normally unobtainable
harem girl t-shirt	25	None	18	Moxie +3
fishbone corset	20	None	15	Reduces the level of nearby water
frilly shirt	20	None	12	Mysticality +3
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	15	None	26
anniversary safety glass vest	10	None	29	All Attributes+1
The Emperor's new shirt	10	None	19	Part of The Emperor's New Clothes Muscle +X
Kiss the Knob apron	10	None	19	Maximum MP +5
Professor What T-Shirt	10	None	22	Regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure
Thinknerd T-Shirt	10	None	17	See item entry
Radio Free Jersey	0	None	17	A custom item given to Amplitude All Attributes +10 Serious Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one

Notes

• If your Muscle is too low for a shirt, the message "You're not sexy enough for this shirt" appears.

References

• The message about not having enough Muscle is a reference to the song "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.