Sexy sorority ghost
|Sexy sorority ghost|
|Locations||The Haunted Sorority House|
You hear a ghostly wail from behind you. As the hairs on your neck begin to prick up, you spin around to see a sorority ghost come floating through the refrigerator, her esoteric sexy costume in disarray. "Ohmygawwwwwwwd. . ." she moans, "someone drank the last Russian Ice? I LOVE those! I will kill whoever drank it!" She turns to you and snarls. "It was YOU, wasn't it?"
A sorority ghost floats out of the punch bowl and weaves uneasily through the air, her sexy costume barely identifiable in her ectoplasmic state. "Like, omahgaw, I'm soooo drunk!" she says. "Hey, you're not a frat orc! Where'd they all go? I was totally gonna score tonight!" And she swoops down at you, wailing.
You see a sorority ghost sitting on a couch sobbing, her weirdly specific sexy costume in disarray. "W-w-where'd Muffy go?" she asks, looking at you with cold, dead eyes. "We were totally going to make out on the couch so guys would pay attention to us! She b-b-b-bailed on me! I'm so mad I could haunt someone!"
A ghostly sorority girl wearing the spectral remnants of a sexy costume rises through the floor in front of you and glares at you with malice from beyond the grave. "Oh, my gosh, Mitzi!" she shouts. "I just went into the bathroom to puke and you all ditched me! That is not what sisterhood is about! I'm going to claw your eyes out!"
You hear a moan coming from the bathroom. You wisely decline to investigate, reasoning that bathroom moaning very rarely comes from something you want to see happening, but then a sorority girl ghost comes floating out of it, still wearing a spectral sexy costume, spectral toilet paper stuck to her ghostly shoes. "Omahgaw, I can't believe that Ashli was making out with Chet! Everyone knows Chet's my boyfriend! I'm so mad that I could haunt the heck out of the next person I see!" She shouts, then sees you.
She, like, sneaks up behind you and shouts, "boo?" Eek! Oof! (spooky damage)
She throws some plates and cutlery around the room, which makes you ponder the similarities between angry poltergeist women and angry women in general. Ow! Ugh!
She slings some, like, ectoplasm at you? Ugh! Ooh!
She, like, floats through you? It's totally invasive and icky? Argh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
She rattles some chains, then hits you with them? Ooh! Eek!
She moans a moan that, like, makes the hairs on your neck stand up? Ew, neck hair. Oof! Oof! (spooky damage)
She sticks her ghostly fingers through your torso and waggles them around in your guts? You feel queasy and freaked out at the same time? Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
She, like, cries because the touchscreen on her phone doesn't recognize her ghostly fingers?
She shouts "boo" at you, but you just pretend she's shouting "Boo-urns!"
She rearranges the furniture, like a poltergeist or an interior decorator. Maybe both.
She almost heads toward the light, convinced there's a tanning bed there?
She floats above you, totally stoked by how little she weighs now?
She looks for some chains to rattle that, like, go with her ensemble?
You tell her that even though she's a ghost, she's still totally fat, and she'll never be able to tan again. She floats off, sobbing. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Ecto-Cooler (1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Haunted Sorority House staff guide (1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ghostly body paint (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ghost protocol (1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: extra-see-thru nightie (1% chance)*|
|You gain 170 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Haunted Sorority House.
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