Servant of Grodstank
| Servant of Grodstank | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 799 |
| Locations | using figurine of a stinking seal |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 175 |
| Defense | 157 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1. |
| Monster Parts | head, tail, torso |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Servant of GrodstankYou light the candle and speak the ancient words. You're nearly knocked over by the cloud of stench that suddenly coalesces around you, and then you are knocked over by a lumbering seal that suddenly enters the world behind you with what was apparently a deep and immediate need to be in front of you.
You get up, dust yourself off, and consider your opponent -- it's a Servant of Grodstank -- basically one of the Infernal Abyss's plumbers. Grodstank himself sits atop a filthy throne at the heart of the Abyss's sewer system, and sends his vast army of servants out to do his dirty work. And the work is dirty indeed -- given the kind of things that Infernal Seals eat, the state of their sewers is just legendarily foul.
Anyway. Time to make the donuts. By which I mean defeat the Servant of Grodstank.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you with his heavy, filth-covered tail. You get double-woozy from the combination of impact and stink. Eek! Oof! Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)
He puts you in a headlock. The foulness of his flipperpit is overpowering. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He flicks a flipper in your direction, spraying little bits of ick all over you. Oof! Argh! Ow! Ugh! (stench damage)
He whips out a toilet brush and thoroughly cleans out your mouth with it. I know this game plays pretty fast and loose with the superlatives, but this is actually the nastiest thing that's ever happened to you. Argh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! (stench damage)
He tries to smack you with his filthy tail, but you dodge, and will thus live to tell the tale of the telltale tail.
He tries to put you in a headlock, but you throw away the key. Wait, what?
He flicks a flipper in your direction, but you flit out the way.
He lumbers toward you to attack, but slips in his own trail of filth and flops onto his back. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: fustulent seal grulch (35% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: infernal toilet brush (5% chance)* |
Notes
- Summoned by figurine of a stinking seal or (sometimes) depleted uranium seal figurine.
References
- "Time to make the donuts" is a well-known advertising slogan once used by Dunkin' Donuts.
