Serialbus
| Serialbus | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 982 |
| Locations | Infernal Rackets Backstage |
| Hit Points | 60 |
| Attack | 60 |
| Defense | 54 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, tail, horn, wing |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a serialbusEven though his fellow demons -- the scholarly inkubus and the tragically inept suckubus -- are better known, the serialbus is one of the most deadly of Hey Deze's inhabitants. His tail ends in some kind of unholy receptacle, into which any number of devices can be plugged, all the better to torment the souls of the damned.
And also to warm a coffee cup, spin a little fan, or make a tiny plastic dog appear to hump something; really, the possibilities are endless.
Hit Message(s):
He plugs a miniature laser gun into his tail and shines it right in your eye. What a jerk! Ooh! Ouch!
He plugs a little foam dart gun into his tail, and uses it to shoot you right in the eye. Well, I guess the fun and games are done, then. Ouch! Oof!
He plugs a toaster into his tail and uses it to toast your <thigh>. Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
He plugs an electric knife into his tail and slices you with it. Eek! Eek!
He plugs a hub into his tail, enabling him to simultaneously burn you with a lighter, cut you with an electric knife, and warm your hands with a hand warmer. Two out of three are pretty painful. Ouch! Eek!
He plugs a miniature laser gun into his tail, but it doesn't have enough power to do any real damage.
He plugs a little electric vacuum cleaner into his tail and uses it to clean out his ears.
He plugs a toaster into his tail and makes himself a BLT.
He plugs a fan into his tail and cools himself off.
He stops attacking so he can charge his music player with his tail. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)* |
 | You acquire an item: bus pass (25% chance)* |
| You gain 15 <substat>. |
Occurs in Infernal Rackets Backstage
References
- Many of the plug-in items mentioned are Universal Serial Bus (USB) gadgets.
