Scorched duck

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Scorched duck
Monster ID 558
Locations The Back 40, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
Hit Points 185
Attack 170
Defense 156
No-Hit 180
Initiative 50
Meat 120-180
Phylum beast
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, leg, torso, tail, wing
duct tape, flaming feather
Manuel Entry
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scorched duck You're fighting a scorched duck

This is one of the ducks that got burned (both literally and in the "zing!" sense) when you did your lantern trick in the barn. It's pretty pissed, and who wouldn't be?

Hit Message(s):

It pushes you into a pile of still-smoldering hay. Hay, that hurt! Argh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Argh! (hot damage)

It chews on you with its still-smoldering bill. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)

It smacks you with a wing, which is still partly on fire. Just like you are, now. Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Argh! (hot damage)

It kicks you with its still-smoldering feet. If only the duck were nervous about going through with a wedding... Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It flies up into the air, grabs some coals with its feet, and drops them on your head. Don't be such a hot-head, man. Get it? 'Cause your head's engulfed in flame? Funny! Oof! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Oof!(hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to chew you with its still-smoldering bill, but you give it the cold shoulder.

It tries to kick you with its still-smoldering feet, but has second thoughts, making its feet go cold.

It tries to smack you with a fiery wing, but you wing a plan to get away.

It tries to push you around, but it can't. No, it can't.

Fumble Message:

It tries to take wing, but its feathers are too burnt to allow it to catch air. It flaps around, quacking irritably. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*
Hotfeather.gifYou acquire an item: flaming feather (9.8% chance)*
Dtape.gifYou acquire an item: duct tape (4.5% chance)*
You gain 42-43 <substat>.

Occurs at The Back 40 and McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War).


  • The miss message "It tries to push you around" refers to the Matchbox 20 song "Push", where the lyrics go "I want to push you down, well I will, well I will".
  • The hit message segment "If only the duck were nervous about going through with a wedding..." refers to brides/grooms getting nervous at weddings (AKA "getting cold feet") and running out of the ceremonies.