Sausage Golem

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Sausage Golem

You tampered in God's domain
to make a meat friend.

Punches foes, restores MP

Ability: Functions as a sleaze-aligned Star Starfish, but acts 50% of the time instead of 33%.

Throne/Bjorn: +20 Sleaze Damage, sleaze attacks

Hatchling: Saugrindgolem.gif sausage golem

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Saugrindrelish.gif jar of magical relish

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +3 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +4 Moxie statgain
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Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
    <name> slams your opponent with a meaty haymaker for X damage, and I feel like I should make some kind of pun about that but pigs don't eat hay and... anyway, have some MP.
    MPYou gain X Mana Points.
    <name> charges your opponent and smashes them with a literally-meaty fist for X damage, splashing grease everywhere. Some of it goes in your mouth. Mmm, sausage grease.
    MPYou gain X Mana Points.
    <name> punches your foe repeatedly with giant sausage fists for X damage. The violent spectacle is quite encouraging.
    MPYou gain X Mana Points.
  • After Combat:
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> blasts your opponent with a stream of lukewarm grease, doing X damage.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> pops up over your shoulder and fires a stream of lukewarm grease directly into your opponent's eyes, for X damage.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> doesn't really have eyes to wink with, but it tips its Tam O'Shanter and groans
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> lumbers around the maypole, leaving a trail of cold grease behind it.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> smiles at you with its wax lips, and now you know true horror.

Arena Messages

  • None - familiar has no weaknesses.