Sausage Golem

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Familiar number: 270
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Sausage Golem
Sausagomancy! You tampered in God's domain to make a meat friend.

Punches foes, restores MP

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Ability: Functions as a sleaze-aligned Star Starfish, but acts 50% of the time instead of 33%.

Throne/Bjorn: +20 Sleaze Damage, sleaze attacks

Hatchling: sausage golem

Familiar-Specific Equipment: jar of magical relish

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+3 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+4 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <name> slams your opponent with a meaty haymaker for X damage, and I feel like I should make some kind of pun about that but pigs don't eat hay and... anyway, have some MP.

  You gain X Mana Points.

  <name> charges your opponent and smashes them with a literally-meaty fist for X damage, splashing grease everywhere. Some of it goes in your mouth. Mmm, sausage grease.

  You gain X Mana Points.

  <name> punches your foe repeatedly with giant sausage fists for X damage. The violent spectacle is quite encouraging.

  You gain X Mana Points.

• After Combat:

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> blasts your opponent with a stream of lukewarm grease, doing X damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> pops up over your shoulder and fires a stream of lukewarm grease directly into your opponent's eyes, for X damage.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> doesn't really have eyes to wink with, but it tips its Tam O'Shanter and groans

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> lumbers around the maypole, leaving a trail of cold grease behind it.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> smiles at you with its wax lips, and now you know true horror.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.