Salaryninja

Salaryninja
Monster ID	1312
Locations	1st Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 2nd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 3rd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building
Hit Points	80
Attack	78
Defense	72
Initiative	60
Meat	12-18
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops pencil kunai, pencil kunai, weighted paperclip chain
Quest	zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card, CEO office card
Manuel	cheap clip-on ninja tie
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a salaryninja

If I tried to explain to you how much I hate ninjas, we'd be here 'til Christmas -- or whatever passes for Christmas in this crazy place.

The only thing worse than a ninja is one whose day job is in an office building, and who spends his day thinking up new ways to kill people with a binder clip.

Hit Message(s):

A small bomb landed at my feet and exploded, spraying push-pins everywhere. What the hell did he make the gunpowder out of? Ow! Argh! Ow!

He threw two sharpened pencils at my eyes. Holding my hand up Three Stooges-style did nothing to defend me. Ouch! Ugh! Argh!

The salaryninja suddenly appeared from around a cubicle partition, and used a deadly attack known only as the Three-Hole Punch. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

The salaryninja scampered out of sight, then dive-bombed me from a gap in the acoutical ceiling tiles. Argh! Ooh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

A box of pushpins landed near my feet and broke open, spraying the pins around the floor. I carefully stepped over them.

He threw two sharpened pencils at my eyes, but I ducked behind a watercooler. The punctured bottle leaked onto my hat. Dammit.

The salaryninja suddenly appeared from around a cubicle partition, but it wasn't one I was standing near.

Fumble Message:

Suddenly, the salaryninja disappeared in a puff of smoke. I coughed and waved the smoke away, and discovered he was still standing in the same place. He shrugged. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: pencil kunai (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: pencil kunai (20% chance)*

You acquire an item: weighted paperclip chain (10% chance)*

You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 2 card

You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 3 card

You acquire an item: CEO office card

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Occurs on Floors 1, 2, and 3.

Notes

• zaibatsu level 2 card drops on the 1st floor.
• zaibatsu level 3 card drops on the 2nd floor.
• CEO office card drops on the 3rd floor.