Sabre-toothed kiwi
| Sabre-toothed kiwi | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1593 |
| Locations | The Cave Before Time |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+1, min 4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+1, min 4 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | body, stem, tooth |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a sabre-toothed kiwiThis fearsome creature is the distant forefather of the sabre-toothed limes in the Kingdom today. Oddly enough, it's not even remotely related to the kiwi fruit that are in the Kingdom today. It's just a weird example of convergent evolution.
Hit Message(s):
It scratches you with its wooly hide. What a wooly bully. Ow! Argh! Oof!
It spears your <groin> with a sabre-tooth. Oof! Ugh! Eek!
It bites you in the <thigh>, and drools citric acid in the wound. Ooh! Eek! Ouch!
It pelts you with some of its kiwi-kin. You get bruises and scratches and citric acid in your wounds and speared with teeth and ugh. Ugh! Oof! Argh!
It tries to spear you with a sabre-tooth, but spears haven't been invented yet.
It tries to bite you in the <lower back>, but your more evolved brain easily dodges.
It tries to scratch you with its wooly hide, but you dodge the wooly bully.
It trips over a root, flips over, and gets its sabre-teeth stuck in the ground. You point and laugh as it tries to extricate itself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: kiwi (5% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: kiwi (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: New Zealand iced tea (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: kiwi beak (2% chance)* |
Occurs at The Cave Before Time.
References
- This is of course a Sabre-Toothed Lime reference.
