Sabre-toothed kiwi

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Sabre-toothed kiwi
Monster ID 1593
Locations The Cave Before Time
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+1, min 4
Defense Player's Muscle+1, min 4
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts None
kiwi, kiwi, New Zealand iced tea, kiwi beak
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
sabre-toothed kiwi You're fighting a sabre-toothed kiwi

This fearsome creature is the distant forefather of the sabre-toothed limes in the Kingdom today. Oddly enough, it's not even remotely related to the kiwi fruit that are in the Kingdom today. It's just a weird example of convergent evolution.

Hit Message(s):

It scratches you with its wooly hide. What a wooly bully. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!

It spears your <shins> with a sabre-tooth. Ugh! Eek! Oof!

It bites you in the <foot>, and drools citric acid in the wound. Ow! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

It pelts you with some of its kiwi-kin. You get bruises and scratches and citric acid in your wounds and speared with teeth and ugh. Ooh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to spear you with a sabre-tooth, but spears haven't been invented yet.

It tries to bite you in the <ankle>, but your more evolved brain easily dodges.

It tries to scratch you with its wooly hide, but you dodge the wooly bully.

Fumble Message:

It trips over a root, flips over, and gets its sabre-teeth stuck in the ground. You point and laugh as it tries to extricate itself. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain Meat.
Kiwi.gifYou acquire an item: kiwi (5% chance)*
Kiwi.gifYou acquire an item: kiwi (5% chance)*
Icedtea.gifYou acquire an item: New Zealand iced tea (20% chance)*
Kiwibeak.gifYou acquire an item: kiwi beak (2% chance)*

Occurs at The Cave Before Time.