|Locations||Crimbo Town Toy Factory|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Quest||elf resistance button|
As you patrol the assembly lines of toy-making elves, you think you see a skimask-clad elf crawling under the conveyor belts tying all of the elves' shoes together. What can it be? Is it a mirage? You reach under to grab him, but he leaps out the other side, pulls a screwdriver from between his teeth, and launches himself at you. Listen, all of y'all, it's sabotage!
He pours sugar in your gas tank. It's surprisingly painful. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Eek!
He cuts your brake lines. Oh, that was your carotid artery. My bad. Ooh! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
He inserts his screwdriver into your navel and twists to the left. Your butt falls off. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
He smacks you in the kneecap, sabotaging your chances of winning a gold figure-skating medal. Ugh! Argh! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Eek!
He leaps backward, and you lunge after him, only to fall flat on your face. Man, he tied your shoes together and you're barefoot. That elf is freakin' spooky. Oof! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
He tries to loosen your screws, but you've always had a couple of screws loose.
He tries to pour sugar in your gas tank, but you ask him to put it on your tongue, instead.
He tries to cut your brake lines, but you don't have any brake lines.
He tries to sabotage your chances of living a productive, normal life, but fate already had that one covered.
He sees someone has set straight the water gate that he sabotaged earlier, and he scampers over to sabotage it again. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven cellocello (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (?% chance)*|
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
- The message about being barefoot will occur even if you are, in fact, wearing shoes.
- The opening message is a reference to the Beastie Boys song "Sabotage", as is one of the miss messages.
- The hit message about your kneecap is a reference to Nancy Kerrigan, who in 1994 was struck on the knee during the U.S. Figure Skating Championships (in an assault planned by the ex-husband of her chief rival), causing her to miss the Olympic trials.