Rushing bum

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Rushing bum
Monster ID 159
Locations The Sleazy Back Alley
Hit Points 1
Attack 1
Defense 0
No-Hit 11
Initiative 40
Meat None
Phylum hobo
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
bum cheek, dented harmonica, Mad Train wine, moxie weed, folder (magenta)
Pickpocket cheap cigar butt
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
rushing bum You're fighting a rushing bum

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!

Hit Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Ouch!

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Oof!

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

Fumble Message:

Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Wine.gifYou acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30% chance)*
Bumcheek.gifYou acquire an item: bum cheek (32% chance)*
Heart1.gifYou acquire an item: moxie weed (15% chance)*
Smallharmonica.gifYou acquire an item: dented harmonica (15% chance)*
Folder2.gifYou acquire an item: folder (magenta) (5% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.



  • "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
  • The critical and fumble messages refer to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.