|Locations||The Sleazy Back Alley|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Pickpocket||cheap cigar butt|
In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!
The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Oof!
He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Argh!
He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Ow!
Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Ooh!
The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.
He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.
He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.
Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: bum cheek (32% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: dented harmonica (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: moxie weed (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: folder (magenta) (?% chance)*|
|You gain 1 <substat>.|
Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a cheap cigar butt from about 60% of pickpocket attempts.
- The folder (magenta) cannot drop unless you have an Over-the-shoulder Folder Holder equipped.
- "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which means "to attack someone with reckless abandon."
- The critical and fumble messages refer to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.