| There are some vague or non-exact figures and information on this page. Some spading is required.
As you approach the dance floor, you're tapped on the shoulder by a grinning zombie girl. You think she's grinning, at least -- it's kind of hard to tell with most of her face missing. She holds up a decaying dance card and points to the last line, which contains your name.
Despite her decrepitude and decomposition, she's actually a pretty good dancer -- by the end of the song, you feel much nimbler and lighter on your feet.
|You gain (200%-250% of <mainstat>) in Smarm, capped at ~300.|
- This adventure can be pre-empted, and the dance card wasted, by wandering monsters, the clover adventure in the ballroom, the BM adventure, and the ballroom superlikely adventure.
- The adventure title is a reference to the song "Waltzing Matilda".