|Locations||A Rumble Near the Fountain and Roller Skate Territory|
This is one of the vicious skate punks that has taken over the skate park. It scoots around the park on a pair of roller skates, mugging unsuspecting mermaids and generally engaging in underwater hooliganism.
If you start a band named Underwater Hooliganism, at least link us on your myspace page, okay?
It stings you with the barb on its tail. Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
It whips you with its tail. You're not inclined to thank it or ask for another. Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It skates by and cuts you with a razor-sharp key. Or maybe it was just trying to unlock you. Ooh! Argh! Argh!
It smacks you with a muscular fin. You fall down like it was a Mickey Finn. Ow! Argh! Eek!
It announces that it's couples skate time, and grabs another roller skate to join it. Together, they skate forwards and backwards over you, even doing the limbo. Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Eek! Argh! Oof! Ow!
It starts to sting you with its barbed tail, but it's too soon to make a joke out of that.
It tries to smack you with a fin, but you dodge.
It tries to cut you with its razor-sharp key, but you know the key to dodging such attacks.
It tries to whip you with its tail, but its tail is made of fail.
It stops skating for a while, so it can go have a soda with its best girl and play a little pinball. Ah, youth. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: brass dorsal fin|
|You acquire an item: skate skin|
|You acquire an item: skate skates|
|You acquire an item: brand new key|
|You gain some <substat>.|
- The "too soon" miss message is a reference to the late Steve Irwin.