Rock-banging cave elf
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|Rock-banging cave elf|
|Locations||Simple Tool-Making Cave|
|Hit Points||Scales with player stats|
|Attack||Scales with player stats|
|Defense||Scales with player stats|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This cave elf is responsible for picking up rocks, banging them together or against other rocks, then putting them back down. How this helps with the manufacture of simple tools, none can say. Pretty much, everyone's afraid of questioning the work ethic of a huge, muscled, hulking behemoth with a big rock in each hand.
He picks up a big rock and smashes it into your <throat>. You roll on the ground in agony. Argh! Argh! Argh! Ugh!
He rocks you like a queen. Apparently he couldn't quite get up to "hurricane" level rocking. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
He throws a stone at you, hitting you square in the <giblets>. Apparently, you were just a stone's throw away from him. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
He drops a rock on your toe. This little piggy went to the hospital... Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
Apparently, he's without sin, because he casts the first, second, and third stones at you. They leave big grapefruit-sized bruises on various sensitive parts of your body. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
He tries to smash you with a rock, but you distract him with a shiny object.
He tries to rock you, but you refuse to be rocked.
He tries to throw a stone at you, but he misses and kills two nearby birds instead.
He tries to drop a rock on your toe, but hits where the little piggy who's currently at the market would have been.
He lifts a huge boulder out of the ground, holds hit(sic) over his head -- and then his knees buckle and he falls beneath the weight. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: rock (7.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: rock (6.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: stick (14.5% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurred at Simple Tool-Making Cave
- The hit message about the birds is a reference to the aphorism "to kill two birds with one stone".
- The critical hit message about being without sin is a reference to a quote from the Bible: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
- The hit message about being rocked like a queen is a reference to "We Will Rock You" by Queen. The line about not being able to rock you to "hurricane" level is a reference to the song Rock You Like A Hurricane by The Scorpions.
- The name of the Rock-banging cave elf may be a reference to "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" where a radio broadcast starts with a greeting to "...all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys."