RoboGoose
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Hey, take a gander This robot's egg-ceptional Wins over easy. |
Does lots of robot-goose type stuff
Ability: Restores HP, attacks either you or the enemy, delevels the enemy, confuses the enemy, and drops robotronic eggs.
Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10, sometimes staggers opponent.
Hatchling: deactivated RoboGoose
Familiar-Specific Equipment: overclocked avian microprocessor
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Ultimate Cage Match | Scavenger Hunt | Obstacle Course | Hide and Seek |
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+15% Meat Drop 6-10 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 18-20HP +2 Moxie statgain Boosts combat Initiative *Hover for details
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Combat Messages
- Regular messages:
- <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. The egg rolls over to your opponent, then shoots a series of tiny darts... at you. Look like you've been poached.
You lose X hit points. - <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. The egg extrudes poison-tipped spines and buries itself in your opponent. It turns green and looks sickly; looks like that poison went over hard.
Monster attack power reduced by X Monster defense reduced by X - <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. A spool of gauze pops out of the egg and soothingly winds its way around your wounds. You feel coddled by the egg.
You gain X hit points. - <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. The egg shoots a matter-altering ray that rearranges your opponent's parts in various entertaining ways, leaving him thoroughly scrambled and dealing X damage worth of internal injuries.
- <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. The egg rolls over to your opponent and explodes with a brilliant flash of light. Your opponents look dazed and confused -- I guess that egg was sunny-side up.
- <name> honks loudly (and soullessly), and lays a robotic egg. The egg rolls over to your opponent, then shoots a series of tiny darts... at you. Look like you've been poached.
- At the end of combat (10% chance):
- Apparently not realizing that the fight is over, <name> lays another robotic egg. Since there's no enemy nearby, the egg doesn't do anything, so you grab it and stuff it in your sack.
You acquire an item: robotronic egg
- Apparently not realizing that the fight is over, <name> lays another robotic egg. Since there's no enemy nearby, the egg doesn't do anything, so you grab it and stuff it in your sack.
- Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
- Just as your opponent is about to attack, <name> distracts <him> with a sudden deafening honk. From about six inches above your ears. Thanks, <name>. Thanks a lot.
- Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
- <name> hops out of the Buddy Bjorn and chases your opponent around for a while, beating its wings and honking loudly.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- <name>'s optical sensor blinks on and off under the Tam O'Shanter.
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- <name> does the Funky Chicken around the maypole.
- With wax lips equipped:
- <name>'s wax-lip smile reminds you of that joke about the duck saying "put it on my bill."
Arena Messages
- When entered in Hide and Seek:
- Robogeese aren't very good at hide and seek, since their servo motors whine whenever they move.
Notes
- The Robogoose has a 1/3 chance of acting each round, with each of its actions being equally likely.
- coddled: Restores 2*(Weight+4 + 1d4) +1 HP
- over hard: Delevels (Weight+4)/3 levels (both by the same amount)
- poached: Does (Weight+4)/2-1 to (Weight+4)/2+1 in damage
- scrambled: Does 2*(Weight+2+1d4) in damage
- sunny-side up: Stuns for one round
- The Robogoose has a 12% chance of dropping an egg at the end of combat.
References
- Several different ways to cook eggs are mentioned in the familiar description and attack messages (e.g., poached, over-hard, coddled, scrambled, sunny-side up, over easy).
- The first line of this familiar's haiku refers to male geese, otherwise known as "ganders".