Resolution: be kinder
This is a slip of paper with a motivational speech on it designed to inspire you to stop being so mean to animals. What kind of monster are you, that you even need this?
(In-game plural: resolutions: be kinder)
- Summon Resolutions
|You read aloud:
I, <playername>, resolve to be kinder to animals, and to cease all prior abusive behavior, including but not limited to:
Seriously. I'm going to stop doing all of those things right now."
- deliberately laundering
- giving Indian Burns to
- giving wet willies to
- stealing from
- yelling at
Baby may be randomly added in front of the animal.
|TOP 10 resolution: be kinder collections|
6. AnxiousHyrax - 732 | 7. Shoop8000 - 460 | 8. UGZ_Log - 369 | 9. The Clown Prince of Crime - 305 | 10. Lungbutter - 284
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings