Resolution: be happier
This is a slip of paper with a motivational speech on it designed to make you happy. Or at least to teach you how to get happier. Or at least to teach you what the guy that wrote the book thinks will make you happier.
(In-game plural: resolutions: be happier)
- Summon Resolutions
|You read aloud:
"I, <playername>, resolve to be happier.
I, <playername>, also acknowledge that the path to happiness is not virtue, or kindness, or good will towards my fellow Adventurers, but in the mindless acquisition and consumption of consumer goods."
That's a good point -- you have been feeling a little down lately. Maybe you should try filling the void in your soul with more stuff.
|TOP 10 resolution: be happier collections|
6. Hamo_Boy - 4891 | 7. Pastahead - 3002 | 8. Nikademus - 2886 | 9. TinyPlasticOmegle - 2091 | 10. Shoop8000 - 1663
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings