Resolution: be feistier

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resolution: be feistier
resolution: be feistier

This is a slip of paper with a motivational speech on it calculated to make you want to destroy things. The author intended it as a way of encouraging you to get rid of clutter, but that's not exactly the traditional way in which Adventurers channel their destructive urges...

Type: potion
Effect: Destructive Resolve (20 Adventures)Weapon Damage +20
Spell Damage +20

Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: resolutions: be feistier)
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Obtained From

Summon Resolutions

When Consumed

You read aloud:

"The first rule of this resolution: You will not talk about this resolution.

The second rule of this resolution: You will not talk about this resolution. Seriously. Nobody wants to hear about your stupid resolutions.

The third rule of this resolution: <rule>

The fourth rule of this resolution: <rule>

The fifth rule of this resolution: <rule>

You get tired of all the rules, and decide it's time to go destroy some things. You start with the slip of paper.

Resolve feisty.gifYou acquire an effect: Destructive Resolve
(duration: 20 Adventures)

Rule List

  • Destroy something beautiful. Or something ugly, it doesn't really matter.
  • Everything wants you to hit it as hard as you can. Literally everything.
  • Get in a fight every day. Actually, get in hundreds of fights every day. That would be awesome.
  • If you love something, set it on fire. Actually, set it on fire whether you love it or not. Just to be safe.
  • It's not whether you win or lose. Wait, yes it is.
  • On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything you encounter drops to zero. Usually because of you.
  • Once you've lost everything, you're free to punch anything.
  • Only when you break a lot of stuff do you get a name. The name is still <name>, but that's when you get it.
  • Reject the basic assumptions of civilization -- like the ones about how you shouldn't beat up everything and everyone you meet, for instance.
  • The purpose of household chemicals is to make explosives. No matter what it says on the bottle.
  • The things you own own you, and it would be much harder for them to own you if they were broken into a lot of tiny pieces.
  • The things you own own you. Break them.
  • The things you own own you. Set them on fire.
  • You are <name>'s cold <head> -- that's what <name> hits things with.
  • You are <name>'s raging <groin> -- that's what <name> uses to break stuff.
  • You are <name>'s throbbing <giblets> -- that's the part of <name> that produces all of the anger hormones.
  • You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Beautiful and unique snowflakes are weak and can't beat anybody up.
  • You can swallow a whole bunch of blood without getting sick, but it's more fun to make other people do that instead of you.
  • You can't rise to the top until you hit the bottom. Or a whole bunch of monsters and stuff. You can also hit them.
  • You should probably stay away from the soup. Because you might break the bowl and get soup on your clothes.
  • Without pain, you have nothing. This probably applies to everybody else, too. You should test it out. On them, I mean, not on you.


  • The consumption text refers to the rules of Fight Club.

See Also


TOP 10 resolution: be feistier collections
1. Pastahead - 35126 | 2. Jererry - 29000 | 3. Donavin69 - 20316 | 4. StuBorn - 15668 | 5. Cryanger - 9201
6. miSTRESS of the obvious - 7669 | 7. Hamo_Boy - 7317 | 8. whizdad - 7034 | 9. Spaketchup - 4620 | 10. Curbludgeon - 4571
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Summoned Resolutions
Resolution Effect
wealthier Greedy Resolve +30% Meat from Monsters
happier Joyful Resolve +15% Items from Monsters
feistier Destructive Resolve Weapon Damage +20
Spell Damage +20
stronger Strong Resolve +2 Muscle Stats Per Fight
smarter Brilliant Resolve +2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight
sexier Irresistible Resolve +2 Moxie Stats Per Fight
kinder Kindly Resolve +5 to Familiar Weight
luckier Fortunate Resolve Bonus Luck!
(several small bonuses)
more adventurous n/a +2 Rollover Adventures