Repeating crossbow

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repeating crossbow
repeating crossbow

This is a repeating crossbow. This is a repeating crossbow. But seriously, folks...

This automatic weapon is a killing machine of proportions both unparalleled and unperpendiculared. It fires deadly, dripping bolts of Meat at a rate approaching 1 per second. Devastating! When you absolutely, positively have to kill every single apathetic lizardman in the room, accept no substitute.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Damage: 7 - 13
Moxie Required: 17
Selling Price: 70 Meat.

Moxie +2
+15% chance of Critical Hit

(In-game plural: repeating crossbows)
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Item number: 1723
Description ID: 939372371
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Wad.gif sprocket assembly cog empty meat tank meat stack Hammer.gif meat stack crossbow string  
Wad.gif cog and sprocket assembly full meat tank Hammer.gif basic meat crossbow ketchup or catsup
Hammer.gif meat engine dripping meat crossbow
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  • The repeating crossbow is an actual weapon in real life.
  • The "accept no substitutes" paragraph refers to the praises sung about the AK-47 in the movie Jackie Brown: "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf***er in the room, accept no substitutes." This is in turn a parody of FedEx's slogan, "When it absolutely, positively has to get there overnight."

See Also


TOP 10 repeating crossbow collections
1. Rude_Badger - 557 | 2. Pastahead - 188 | 3. Nikademus - 105 | 4. TheFatMan - 103 | 5. Darkling - 100
6. Phantoom - 91 | 7. NeoAlastor - 77 | 8. StrawberryLetter23 - 74 | 9. Mistress of the Obvious - 69 | 10. Raullen - 49
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings